The Farce is Strong: Trump's Aides Ignore Signal Warning!

A Disturbance in the Force: Signal Usage Persists

It is… disturbing. After the 'Signalgate' fiasco where sensitive military information was carelessly tossed around like a thermal detonator in a cantina brawl one would think these… officials… would learn. Yet Mike Waltz like a stubborn Jawa continues to cling to the Signal app. President Trump in his infinite wisdom (or perhaps just his infinite ego) advised against its use. But alas the Force is weak with these ones.

Below the Table Above the Law?

A Reuters photo reveals Waltz brazenly wielding his device like a lightsaber communicating on Signal during a Cabinet meeting. He's engaged in conversations with… Senator Vance and potentially others! Are they discussing the intricacies of galactic trade routes or perhaps the best way to overthrow the Emperor – I mean President? No matter such defiance reminds me of the Rebel Alliance. It is…unacceptable.

Approved App? I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

White House spokeswoman Anna Kelly claims Signal is an 'approved app for government use.' A likely story! It is as believable as the notion that Jar Jar Binks is a master strategist. This 'approval' is a shield a flimsy excuse to continue their clandestine communications. They underestimate the power of the dark side… or in this case the potential for leaked information.

Yemen Airstrikes: Another Fine Mess

Ah yes the Yemen airstrikes. A debacle of epic proportions. Discussing military operations on an unsecure app? It is the height of incompetence. Waltz along with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth treated sensitive military information like datapads in a droid's memory bank. It’s reckless and such behavior deserves more than a stern talking to.

Trump's Wisdom: 'Maybe Don't Use Signal'

Even Trump himself in a rare moment of clarity suggested avoiding Signal. 'I wouldn't want to use it,' he said. A profound statement worthy of Yoda himself… almost. Yet these fools ignore his advice continuing their secretive chatter. It’s as if they’re deliberately trying to provoke my… Presidential ire. This will not stand.

Ambassador to the UN? The Circle is Now Complete

And now Waltz is slated to be the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. How ironic. From clandestine Signal user to representing the Empire – I mean United States – on a global stage. It's as if the Force itself is mocking me. But fear not I will be watching him closely. He will learn the true power of the dark side… or face the consequences.