Meta's New AI: Llama 4! The Force Awakens... Or Is It Just a Disturbance?

A New Hope? Or a Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy?

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Meta formerly known as the Rebel Alliance er... Facebook has unleashed its latest weapon in the AI wars: Llama 4. They claim it's open source a noble goal if I dare say so myself. But I sense a disturbance in the Force. They tout the power of AI agents capable of 'surfing the web' and handling tasks. Reminds me of R2 D2 but I trust that little droid more than anything Zuckerberg conjures up.

The Behemoth: A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear?

Ah but here's the catch! Meta is holding back their 'Behemoth' model the true power of the Dark Side erm Llama 4. They say it's still in training but I suspect it's being honed for more... sinister purposes. Perhaps to anticipate the thoughts of those who dare to oppose the Empire I mean Meta! If only they knew the power of the Dark Side!

Meta AI: A Trap?

Users can now 'try' the Llama 4 models on WhatsApp Messenger and Instagram. Is it a gift or a trap? I foresee millions of voices suddenly crying out in terror...and then being suddenly silenced by targeted advertising. Remember the Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.

Zuckerberg Speaks! A Calculated Risk?

Zuckerberg the Emperor himself claims open source AI is the future. 'Our goal is to build the world's leading AI open source it and make it universally accessible so that everyone in the world benefits.' A bold statement but I sense a hidden agenda. Perhaps he seeks to control the very fabric of reality itself! Be careful not to choke on your aspirations Director.

LlamaCon: A Gathering of Sith Lords?

Meta will host its first 'LlamaCon' AI conference. Sounds like a meeting of the most powerful Sith Lords. I shall send a probe droid disguised as a journalist to gather intel. They have something planned I can feel it.

The Second Quarter Prophecy: A New App!

Whispers in the wind speak of a standalone app for Meta AI. My sources tell me they will be releasing it by the second quarter. All too easy. Perhaps they underestimate my power. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner; now *I* am the master!