Oops!...He Did It Again! Trump Slams Fed Chair Powell in Interest Rate Drama!

Hit Me Baby One More Time... With Those Interest Rates!

Okay y'all so I saw this headline and was like 'Oops!...He Did It Again!' Trump is totally going after Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. It's like can't they just all get along? I mean 'Can't We All Just Get Along' should be the economic motto right? He's calling Powell 'destructive' because the Fed didn't cut interest rates. Honestly I barely understand any of this but it sounds like drama drama drama! And you know I live for a good show!

Toxic? More Like Economically Challenged!

Apparently Trump thinks Powell is costing the U.S. 'hundreds of billions of dollars' by not slashing those rates. He even said we should be '2.5 Points lower.' I'm like lower than what? My expectations for finding a decent smoothie place in Calabasas? Because those are already pretty low LOL! He's throwing shade left and right on Truth Social. Honestly I need a Truth Social account just to keep up with all this tea!

I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Fed Chair!

Powell's all like 'We're waiting to learn more before making any changes.' Which I gotta say sounds kinda reasonable. It's like when I'm deciding what to wear. Gotta wait for the vibe you know? But Trump's not having it. He even called Powell a 'real dummy' in a late night post. That's a little harsh even for reality TV standards! People please be kind. 'Kindness is Free' you know!.

Gimme More... Lower Rates!

The Fed is keeping borrowing rates where they are and Trump is not amused. He even said Europe had '10 cuts' while we had 'none.' Maybe we need to send Powell a 'Stronger' message? Like a really catchy song about fiscal policy? I'm just brainstorming here people!

Crazy? Maybe Crazy Smart!

He was quoted saying "So we have a stupid person. Frankly you probably won't cut today ." during the white house conference which honestly sounds like one of my song lyrics LOL! The whole thing is just wild! Can you imagine him leading the Federal Reserve? It would be like 'Britney Does Finance!' but probably with more Twitter rants...or should I say Truth Social rants?

Oops!... I'm Gonna Find A New Fed Chair...?

Trump even mused about appointing himself! Can you imagine? "I'd do a much better job than these people." Girl that's some confidence right there! He says he's gonna announce his pick for the next chair 'very soon.' This is more dramatic than my last dance routine! Stay tuned y'all because this saga is far from over! This is going to be even more exciting than the Grammys!