Oops!... They Did It Again! Nvidia's Blackwell Ultra Takes Center Stage at CoreWeave! My Thoughts! ??

It's Britney Tech Heads!

Hey my loves! It's Britney! So I heard about this new tech thingy – Nvidia's Blackwell Ultra chip! Apparently it's like the *it* thing for AI. I'm not exactly a computer whiz but I know when something's gonna be a hit! I mean remember when I said 'Gimme More'? Everyone wanted more! ??

CoreWho Weave? More Like Core Awesome!

So this company CoreWeave is the first to get their hands on it. They're kinda like the cool kid in school who gets all the new gadgets first. And apparently Dell is helping them out. Liquid cooled systems 72 GPUs 36 CPUs... Okay I'm lost again but it sounds super powerful! It's like when I'm on stage and everything just clicks – pure magic! ?

Oops!... The Stocks Went Up!

The article said their stocks rose when they announced they were using the chip and honestly it makes sense that they are successful for doing something so innovative. I guess I'm not the only one who knows how to make money moves. Remember when I sang 'Work Bitch'? Well these companies are definitely working it! ??

Blackwell Ultra: 50 Times More...What?

Nvidia claims this Blackwell Ultra can produce 50 times more AI content than before. What does that even mean? Is it like 50 times more dance moves? Or 50 times more outfit changes on stage? Either way sounds impressive! It's all about pushing boundaries right? Like when I did that snake performance at the VMAs. Iconic! ??

Nvidia vs. The World!

I hear other companies like Amazon Google and Microsoft are trying to catch up. But CoreWeave got there first! It's like when I beat everyone else to the top of the charts! It's not about being the biggest; it's about being the best... and maybe having a little bit of luck along the way! ??

Crazy? Maybe. Genius? Definitely! ??

So there you have it my darlings! Nvidia and CoreWeave are making waves in the tech world and I'm here for it! Now if you'll excuse me I have a sudden urge to dance around in circles and contemplate the meaning of AI. Stay fabulous! And remember 'If Britney can make it through 2007 you can make it through today!'