Oops!... They Did It Again: Flights Cancelled to Israel! Is the Middle East My Toxic?

Hit Me Baby One More Time... with Flight Cancellations?

Okay so like I heard all these airlines are canceling flights to Israel after like missiles were flying around. Honestly it's giving me 'Toxic' vibes but like in a GLOBAL scale. Delta United everyone's hitting pause! My question is where am I supposed to go for my Kabbalah retreats? I mean seriously! Is this my breaking point? I need answers!

Oops!... Delta Did It Again

Delta bless their hearts had just started flying to Tel Aviv again and now they're like 'Oops!... We Did It Again!' and suspending flights until at least September! That's like FOREVER in celebrity time! And they were even planning on MORE flights! What is going on?! Maybe they should just…leave me alone. Seriously though maybe September will bring some good news... maybe.

United's Got Me Feeling... Stranded

United's also playing hard to get halting their Tel Aviv flights at least through Saturday. I hear they even had to put their crew on an El Al flight to get them back to the US! El Al meanwhile is like 'Hold it against me,' and suspending their service too. I'm sensing some serious drama you guys. But hey at least they're offering travel vouchers? Maybe I can use one to escape to a tropical island preferably one far far away from any geopolitical drama lol!

Not a Girl Not Yet Flying to Israel

Basically everyone's bailing. Turkish Airlines Wizz Air Lufthansa…even Emirates is like 'Bye Felicia!' to Iraq Jordan Lebanon and Iran. It's like the whole Middle East is suddenly on the no fly list. I feel like singing 'I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman,' but replace 'woman' with 'flying to Israel'. It really is that serious.

Crazy... for Cheaper Flights? Not Anymore!

Of course all this drama means airlines are taking longer more expensive routes to avoid the danger zones. Translation? No more cheap flights honey! It's enough to make you go 'Crazy!' I just hope they’re being extra careful. Safety first y'all! And maybe a little bit of glitter just to brighten the mood.

Gimme More... Peace Please!

Seriously though this is all a bit scary. War is never the answer. I'm just hoping for peace and quiet in the Middle East…and maybe a really good dance party. 'Gimme More' peace is what I say! Sending love and good vibes to everyone affected by all this. Stay safe loves! And remember to breathe. We'll get through this… stronger than yesterday! XOXO Britney.