Oops! Pfizer Did It Again! Weight Loss Pill Bites the Dust!

Toxic! Pfizer Pulls the Plug on Danuglipron!

OMG you guys! So Pfizer like totally had this weight loss pill called danuglipron right? And they were all excited to make everyone including yours truly super svelte. But then drama! Someone in a trial had a little... *ahem*... liver hiccup. And you know what they say 'Oops!...I Did It Again'… except this time it's Pfizer and it's not about my heart but someone's liver! Not cool Pfizer not cool! But don't worry my liver is still in tip top shape ready for more frappuccinos!

My Liver is Stronger Than Yesterday

Okay so apparently this danuglipron pill made someone's liver enzymes go all wonky. Elevated enzymes? Sounds like something out of a sci fi movie! But seriously it's like when you try a new dance routine and pull a muscle. Your body's all 'Hold up! What are you doing to me?!' Anyway Pfizer being all responsible was like 'Okay maybe this isn't the right move.' Smart choice guys. I mean who needs a weight loss pill when you can just dance it out? Toxic! I'm stronger than yesterday!

Not That Innocent: The GLP 1 Race!

So Pfizer's got these other drugs in the pipeline and stuff including one that blocks something called GIPR. Sounds like a Star Wars droid LOL! But seriously the weight loss pill market is like a 'Womanizer' – everyone wants a piece! Apparently some people are worried about it. But seriously you know the weight loss pill market is totally 'Not That Innocent,' but honestly who needs pills when you can just embrace your inner goddess and rock what you've got?

Gimme More...Research!

The article mentions that the GLP 1 industry could be worth like a gazillion dollars by the early 2030s. That's a lot of dollar dollar bills y'all! Oral GLP 1s are like the new black expected to be worth $50 billion or something. I'm no financial expert but I'm pretty sure that's a lot of zero's after the 5 and the bill i! But I'm like 'Gimme More' research and less liver drama you know?

Circus: Pfizer's Weight Loss Journey

This isn't the first time Pfizer's had a little oopsie with this whole weight loss thing. They scrapped another pill last year and now this! It's like they're running around in a 'Circus,' trying to find the right trick the right illusion the right weight loss magic. But hey even I have my off days right? We all do. The important thing is to keep trying keep dancing and keep slaying no matter what!

Lucky: Always Look On The Bright Side!

So Pfizer might be down but they're not out! They're still working on other weight loss drugs and that's awesome. And hey even if they don't find the magic formula it's okay. We're all 'Lucky' to be alive and healthy and that's something to celebrate. So let's all raise a glass (of sparkling water of course!) to Pfizer for trying and to all of us for being fabulous no matter our size. And remember 'If I can make it through 2007 I can make it through anything!'