Oops!... He Did It Again! Trump Shuffles Cabinet Like My Dance Moves!

Not a Girl Not Yet an Ambassador!

Okay so like President Trump is at it again! He's playing musical chairs with his cabinet. This time it's Mike Waltz who's getting the golden ticket to the U.N. Ambassador gig. Remember when he nominated that other girl? What was her name? Oh yeah Elise Stefanik but then he was like 'Oops!...I Did It Again' and took it back because of the House majority thingy.

Toxic App ology?

Apparently Mikey here had a little mishap with a Signal messaging app. It sounds like a modern day 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' moment but with national security secrets accidentally sliding into the wrong DMs. Even the editor of The Atlantic magazine got a sneak peek! Like seriously? Talk about 'Toxic' communication!

Stronger Than Yesterday... Except Maybe Not For Waltz's App Skills

Trump's all like "Mike Waltz has worked hard to put our Nation's Interests first." He even said it on Truth Social! He says he knows that Mike will continue to put our nation's interest first. Awkward! Anyway Waltz is all honored and stuff in his tweet. But let's be real does anyone actually *love* getting reassigned after a little app related oopsie?

Marco Rubio: From Livin' on a Prayer to Interim National Security Advisor

So while Mike packs his bags for the U.N. Marco Rubio is stepping in as the interim National Security Advisor. He is going to continue his "strong leadership at the State Department". He is keeping busy. It seems like he also runs the U.S. Agency for International Development and he is the acting archivist of the U.S.! Talk about multitasking honey! Someone get this man a Starbucks! I'm sure he is screaming 'Gimme More' hours in a day.

Sometimes I Run

They even brought up Henry Kissinger! Can you believe it? This guy held both positions in 1973! I think that is like when I released "...Baby One More Time" LOL! 'From the bottom of my broken heart' can you even imagine having that much on your plate? I just need my iced coffee and my puppies.

Lucky? I Think Not!

So there you have it folks! Another day another plot twist in the never ending political drama. 'Oops!... I Did It Again' Trump edition. 'Stronger than yesterday' might be what is needed to get through this madness! Stay tuned 'cause who knows what's gonna happen next! It's politics baby! And like I always say 'If I can make it through 2007 I can make it through anything!' (Maybe).