Fordo Fallout: Did Trump REALLY Obliterate Iran's Nukes?

Satellite Snoopers

Alright people Agent J here reporting for duty. Seems like Maxar Technologies one of Uncle Sam's defense buddies dropped some pics faster than a Neuralyzer flash. These aren't your average vacation snapshots either. We're talking satellite imagery of Iran's Fordo nuclear joint snapped just before things supposedly went boom. They show trucks and vehicles buzzing around the entrance like it's rush hour at the Galactic Central Station. Always gotta be something.

Underground Hideout

Now Fordo ain't your run of the mill facility. This place is buried 300 feet deep reinforced with enough concrete to make a Vogons' poetry recital bearable. We're talking fortress level security south of Tehran designed to make any potential visitor think twice or maybe three times. Makes you wonder what they are REALLY hiding down there right? It's like that time I found out that Mikey was an alien living right under my nose.

Kaboom or Bust?

So the story goes that Fordo along with Natanz and Isfahan got a surprise visit from some 'friendly' US airstrikes. Trump never one to understate things called it a 'spectacular military success' that 'completely obliterated' the Iranian enrichment facilities. Obliterated huh? Last time I heard that word it involved a bad taco and a very unfortunate dry cleaning bill. But is it true this time?

No Radiation? Seriously?

Here's where the plot thickens. The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) and Iran's nuclear safety center are singing a different tune. As of Sunday morning London time they're reporting no radiation or contamination at these supposed crater zones. So either the airstrikes were really REALLY precise or someone's pulling a fast one. Remember what Zed said 'A person is smart. People are dumb panicky dangerous animals.' Looks like that's true.

Truth is Out There (Maybe)

So what's the real deal? Did we 'obliterate' the facilities or did we just give them a really expensive fireworks display? The jury's still out and as usual the truth is probably somewhere between the lines. All I know is if there are aliens involved I'm gonna need a bigger Neuralyzer.

Stay Tuned Earthlings

Bottom line folks: Stay vigilant question everything and keep an eye on the skies. You never know what's lurking just beneath the surface. And if you see anything weird don't hesitate to call the MIB. Just... try not to stare at the flashy thing for too long. You'll regret it.