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Apple's App Store commission grab faces a major setback as the court refuses to halt changes demanded by Epic Games, leaving developers singing a new tune. image

Apple Bites the Big Apple: Court Slaps Down App Store Power Play!

Wed 04 June, 2025 21:58
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Agent J investigates the shift in America's favorite grill and bar chain, as Chili's overtakes Applebee's, questioning if Earth's restaurant wars are just a blip on the intergalactic radar. image

Chili's Beats Applebee's Is This an Intergalactic Food Fight?

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:00
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Deutsche Bank's Binky Chadha flips bullish, betting Trump's tariff retreats will send the S&P 500 soaring, proving that even presidents sometimes 'chicken out'. image

TACO Bell Rings on Wall Street: Trump's Tariff Flip-Flop Fuels Stock Rally!

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:52
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Nvidia dethrones Microsoft as the world's most valuable company, proving AI is more than just a neuralyzer flash in the pan. image

Nvidia's Got the Whole World in Its Chip: AI Giant Reclaims Throne

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:09
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Starbase, Texas, faces potential zoning changes under SpaceX's influence, threatening residents' property rights and sparking concerns over a company town gone wild. image

SpaceX's Starbase: Houston, We Have a Zoning Problem! Residents May Lose Property Rights

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:00
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Salesforce's Q1 results spark debate among analysts, with some downgrading amid acquisition concerns, while others remain bullish on AI potential. Agent J investigates. image

Salesforce Stock: Is It Worth Neuralyzing Your Portfolio or Nah?

Thu 29 May, 2025 11:37
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Salesforce zaps expectations with solid earnings, a mega-deal with Informatica, and some AI Agent action, all while Agent J keeps an eye on the bigger picture. image

Salesforce's Galactic Gains: Agent J's Take on Earth's Latest Tech Buzz

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
3 minutes to read

GameStop plunges headfirst into the Bitcoin pool, buying over $500 million worth, and Agent J is on the case to figure out if this is genius or just plain buggy. image

GameStop Goes Crypto: Is This Real Life, or Did I Just Get Neuralyzed?

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:09
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Agent J breaks down how Chinese AI firm Whale is shaking up the retail sector with ambitious goals, global customers, and a unique take on AI application, trade wars be damned. image

China's AI Ambitions: Jerry Ye's Whale Aims to Redefine Retail, No Neuralyzer Required!

Wed 28 May, 2025 04:21
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Europe's rethinking nuclear power, and Agent J's got some thoughts on whether it's gonna save the planet or just give us more glow-in-the-dark cockroaches. image

Europe Goes Nuclear? Aw, Hell No, We Didn't See That Comin'!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:22
3 minutes to read