Believe It! JetBlue and a Mystery Airline are Teaming Up - Rasengan Style!

Dattebayo! JetBlue Needs a Wingman!

Alright listen up! It's me Naruto Uzumaki here with the scoop! JetBlue they're like me when I was a genin – always trying to prove themselves! They wanna be big like Hokage big but they're having some trouble. Apparently they need a super powered teammate a real sensei to take on the bigger airlines like Delta and United. They say they need a partnership to compete! It's like when Sakura and Sasuke had to team up with me – teamwork makes the dream work believe it!

Shadow Clone Jutsu...of Airline Partnerships?

So JetBlue tried to merge with Spirit Airlines – poof! Blocked by the Justice Department! Then their partnership with American Airlines? Double poof! Vanished after some legal ninja threw them for a loop. It’s like my Shadow Clone Jutsu – sometimes it works sometimes... well you get the picture. Now they're chatting with other airlines hoping to find the perfect partner to unlock their true potential!

TrueBlue Points? More Like True Ramen Points!

JetBlue's president Marty St. George (sounds like a cool jutsu name right?) says they're gonna announce something this quarter. He's all excited about letting customers earn and use their 'TrueBlue' points on more flights. He was saying 'If you love JetBlue but need to fly to Omaha or Boise you can't use your TrueBlue points now but you will when this partnership goes forward!' It's like finally being able to use my ramen coupons anywhere I want!

United Airlines: The Mysterious New Teammate?!

Rumor has it United Airlines might be the one! Could they be the Sasuke to JetBlue's Naruto? It would give United a sweet spot at JFK Airport in New York. But United's being all mysterious saying 'We don't engage in industry speculation.' Classic Sasuke move right? Acting all cool and aloof... But maybe that's their ninja way I guess!

Everyone Else is Just Chillin'

Alaska Airlines is too busy with their own merger with Hawaiian Airlines to even think about teaming up with JetBlue. Southwest Airlines is playing it cool refusing to comment. And Delta? They're just sitting back watching the show probably eating popcorn! Meanwhile American Airlines is so salty about their failed partnership with JetBlue that they’re actually SUING them! Talk about a Rasengan to the face!

Will JetBlue Achieve Hokage Status?

So will JetBlue find their perfect partner and finally become the Hokage of the skies? Will they pull off some crazy new jutsu of airline partnerships? Only time will tell dattebayo! But one thing's for sure – I'll be here reporting all the action with a bowl of ramen in hand ready for anything! Keep your eyes peeled for the big announcement. Believe it!