Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! Middle East Airspace Under Siege!

False! Region in Peril!

Attention pathetic office workers! Dwight K. Schrute Assistant Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin Scranton and foremost authority on regional security (just ask Mose) am here to report on a grave situation. Iran those beet loving barbarians have launched a missile strike at a U.S. military base in Qatar. Chaos ensues! This is not a drill! This is real life danger unlike Michael's 'safety' meetings.

Airspace: Closed for Business (Unless You're a Bear)

Flightradar24 a platform more reliable than Creed Bratton’s expense reports confirms that at least six commercial aircraft executed evasive maneuvers near the United Arab Emirates. The airspace is closed! Closed I say! Like a bear trap set by Mose (purely for research purposes of course). Bahrain that tiny island nation also chickened out and slammed its airspace shut. Cowards!

Michael Scott's Air Travel Incompetence Would Be Deadly Here

Major airlines the likes of Air France Iberia and Finnair are pausing their Middle Eastern flights. Sensible! Unlike Michael Scott trying to navigate Scranton without a GPS. American Airlines and United Airlines those beacon of American excellence already suspended flights to Doha and Dubai respectively. Good. Preparedness is the key to survival! Remember safety first. Then teamwork.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. And Now Missiles.

This situation reminds me of the time I had to protect the office from a rogue bat only this time the bat is a missile and the office is the entire Middle East! The level of danger is…well let's just say if Jim Halpert was here he'd probably be hiding under his desk making some snide remark. But fear not I Dwight K. Schrute am vigilant!

Israel Strikes Back! Just Like a Schrute Vengeance!

Adding fuel to the fire U.S. carriers previously suspended service to Israel after that country delivered a 'special package' to Iran earlier this month. A taste of their own medicine! An eye for an eye! It's like the time I tried to fire Jim with a Schrute Farms pink slip. Retaliation is a dish best served…piping hot!

Stay Tuned! Dwight Will Keep You Safe (Probably)

This is a developing situation. Stay vigilant! Stockpile beets learn basic self defense techniques (as taught by yours truly) and remember 'Dwide Schrude' is always here to keep you informed and protected. Probably. Unless I'm busy fighting off bears or auditing the office supply budget. But mostly protected.