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Despite economic anxieties fueled by tariffs and inflation, American Express reports robust spending, particularly among younger demographics, suggesting a resilience to economic uncertainty among its affluent customer base. image

American Express Cardholders UNSTOPPABLE! Are Millennials Secretly Preparing for the Apocalypse?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:50
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China responds to US tariffs with non-tariff measures targeting American services, escalating tensions and raising concerns about decoupling of the two economies. image

China Trade War Escalates! Is Schrute Farms Next?

Thu 17 April, 2025 04:50
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Dwight K. Schrute, (Assistant) Regional Manager, reports on Tesla's shift from electric vehicles to robotics and autonomous systems, questioning whether this is a wise move or a betrayal of their original mission. image

Has Elon Musk Abandoned The Sacred Mission Of Electric Vehicles For Dancing Robots And Robotaxis!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:00
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Dwight Schrute reports on the WHO's new pandemic agreement, a beacon of hope or a beet-flavored false alarm? image

Pandemic Preparedness Plan Unveiled Is the World Finally Ready Or Is It Just Another Paper Airplane?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 03:47
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Former National Security Advisor John Bolton criticizes President Trump's trade policies, arguing they alienate allies and strengthen China's strategic position. image

Has Trump Lost His Mind?? Trade War Tactics Questioned by Top National Security Expert!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:48
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Dwight Schrute reports on Webull's meteoric rise after merging with a SPAC, examines its competition with Robinhood, and raises questions about its alleged ties to China. image

Webull Stock Rockets to the Moon! Is This the Schrute Bucks of the Future?

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:44
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Dwight K. Schrute reports on the impending legal battle between Meta and the FTC, a trial that could decide the fate of Instagram and WhatsApp, and the future of personal social networking as we know it. image

Will Zuck Lose His Pants! Meta Faces Judgment Day!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:20
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Top diplomats from Russia and Ukraine clash over ceasefire violations at a Turkish conference, while the war continues with escalating tensions and tragic losses. image

Russia Ukraine Ceasefire Deal a Load of HOOEY! Bears. Beets. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!

Sun 13 April, 2025 09:10
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A glitch in the U.S. Customs system is causing chaos for shippers, raising questions about the implementation of new tariff policies and their impact on American businesses. image

Tariff Trouble at the Border! Is This the End of the American Dream?

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:00
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Major League Baseball faces financial shifts, attracting private equity interest amidst potential lockouts and evolving media rights. image

Baseball on the Brink! Will Moneyball 2.0 Save America's Pastime?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 11:00
3 minutes to read