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Greek PM questions feasibility of Trump's 5% GDP defense spending target for NATO, suggesting a potential reality distortion field. image

Wake Up, NATO: Trump's 5% Defense Demand – A Glitch in the Matrix?

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:53
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Duke Nukem reports on how falling oil prices are making Big Oil sweat over those juicy shareholder payouts. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and they're all out of bubblegum! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Big Oil's Big Problem with Buybacks!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
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Wedbush Securities predicts a fiery rebound for Tesla, fueled by advancements in autonomous driving and AI, potentially reaching a $2 trillion valuation. image

Tesla's Dragonfire Reborn: From Winter's Chill to Autonomous Sun!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:11
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A satirical look at Elon Musk's DOGE team's AI endeavors within the U.S. government, raising eyebrows and ethical questions about data privacy and potential conflicts of interest. image

Elon's Grok in the Government Gears: A Great Reset or a Glitch in the Matrix?

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:53
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Indiana Jones investigates how Nashville traded its guitar strings for silicon chips, becoming a booming metropolis but facing housing hurdles. image

Nashville's Gold Rush: From Honky-Tonks to Tech Titans!

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:00
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This new bill passed by the House? It's lookin' like the rich get richer, and the poor... well, let's just say they ain't gettin' any carrots! image

Eh, What's Up With This 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act,' Doc? Sounds Kinda Sketchy!

Fri 23 May, 2025 10:36
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Trump's tariff threats send Treasury yields tumbling as investors seek refuge in bonds amidst economic uncertainty and deficit concerns. image

Elementary, My Dear Watson, the Bond Market is a Labyrinth!

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:11
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A Shelby Company perspective on today's market movers: Trump's tariff threats, nuclear power surges, and why some are betting on robotaxis while others are drowning in tariffs. image

By Order of the Market: Tariffs, Tech, and Tumbling Tickers

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:12
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A Shelby Company perspective on the day's market movers, from Trump's tariff threats to Tesla's autonomous ambitions, and the nuclear option in between. image

Bloody Tariffs and Robotaxis: By Order of the Stock Market

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:12
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Despite soaring valuations, OpenAI employees face roadblocks in donating equity to charity, raising questions about corporate control versus charitable giving. image

OpenAI Employees Can't Donate Equity and I Couldn't Help But Wonder... Is Generosity a Glitch in the Algorithm?

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:00
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