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The House GOP's 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act' jeopardizes affordable healthcare by failing to extend crucial ACA premium tax credits, potentially leaving millions uninsured. Oh, the humanity! image
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Good News Everyone! Congress Forgets Your Health, Again!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 15:59
  • 2 minutes to read
European stocks largely shrugged off Trump's tariff threat, seeing it as a high-stakes negotiation tactic, but analysts warn of potential economic fallout and retaliatory measures. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango: Is It Reality or Just a Fiddle?

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 16:18
  • 4 minutes to read
European markets shrug off Trump's tariff threat, seeing it as a negotiating ploy, but economists warn of potential economic fallout and retaliatory measures. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango: A Bluff or a Blitzkrieg?

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 16:18
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Intuit's stock prices skyrocketed after a killer earnings report, fueled by AI and dreams of world domination. It's all about the boom! image
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Intuit's Cash Cannon: Stocks Explode Like a Super Mega Death Rocket!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 14:43
  • 3 minutes to read
Intuit's stock skyrockets after smashing earnings expectations and promising an AI-fueled future. Because who needs rules when you have AI? image
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BOOM! Intuit's Profits Explode Like a Super Mega Death Rocket!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 14:43
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The Trump administration's initial ban on international students at Harvard throws the academic world into chaos, leaving students scrambling and universities in an uproar, but Harvard is fighting back like a true Super Saiyan! image
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Kamehame-HA! Harvard's International Students Face a Real World Crisis!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 16:13
  • 3 minutes to read
After the Trump administration's initial block on international students, Harvard fights back, leaving many students in a state of uncertainty. Will they find their Senzu Bean in time? image
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Kamehame-HA! Harvard's International Students in a Super Saiyan Struggle!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 16:13
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A federal judge slams the brakes on Trump's plans to downsize the government, leaving Peter Griffin wondering if he's safe from the unemployment line. image
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Giggity Giggity! Trump's Firing Spree Gets the Ol' Judicial Gavel!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 15:51
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on Wall Street's latest quackery: Betting on long-term bonds when everyone else is running for the hills! Could *this* be your lucky break, folks? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! image
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Aw, Phooey! Even *I* Can Make Money on Bonds?!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 16:24
  • 3 minutes to read
A federal judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration's ban on Harvard enrolling international students, leading to a lawsuit and a whole lotta legal wrangling. Like peas and carrots, it's a complicated situation. image
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Harvard Beats Trump Ban Like Jenny Beat Me in Ping-Pong!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 16:25
  • 2 minutes to read

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