After the Trump administration's initial block on international students, Harvard fights back, leaving many students in a state of uncertainty. Will they find their Senzu Bean in time?
After the Trump administration's initial block on international students, Harvard fights back, leaving many students in a state of uncertainty. Will they find their Senzu Bean in time?

Kaio what?! A Shock to the System

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard some crazy news about Harvard and its international students. Apparently some folks in charge tried to pull a fast one kinda like Frieza trying to blow up Namek! They tried to stop international students from enrolling and even kicked out the ones already there! Can you believe it? It's like telling me I can't eat anymore! Unthinkable! Some of these students were probably training to be the next great scientists or even martial artists! It's like someone stopping Gohan from reaching his full potential! These students were accepted to Harvard ready to study and BAM! Suddenly they're told they might have to go somewhere else. It's enough to make you go Super Saiyan!

The Legal Dragon Ball Hunt Begins!

But hold on! Just like how we always find a way to collect the Dragon Balls Harvard isn't backing down! They're fighting back in court trying to reverse this crazy decision. It's like when we fought Cell! We knew it was going to be tough but we had to protect everyone! And guess what? A judge temporarily stopped the ban! Talk about a close call! But as some smart guy named Mark Kantrowitz said these students are kinda stuck in "limbo." It's like being in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber but not knowing when you're coming out! Apparently international students make up a big chunk of Harvard's student body so this is a serious problem!

Power Up or Gap Year?

Some advisors are telling these students to take a gap year hoping things will get better. A gap year is like me going off to train in the mountains getting stronger for the next big fight. But who knows what's going to happen? It's like waiting for Vegeta to finally admit I'm stronger than him you never know when it'll happen! I feel for these students it must be like waiting for a Senzu Bean after a tough battle you just need that little bit of hope!

Is Higher Education Over 9000?

Turns out colleges rely on these international students because they pay full tuition. It's kinda like how Capsule Corp sponsors me so I can keep training and saving the world. One guy named Hafeez Lakhani said that this whole thing sends a bad message to the world. It's like telling everyone that the U.S. isn't a welcoming place for smart people and that's not cool. It's like telling someone they can't come to my party because they're from another planet!

Transferring Troubles: Frying Pan to Fire?

Now some students are thinking about transferring to other schools but that might not be so easy. It's like jumping from one tough fight to another! Some colleges might already be full and students who need financial aid might have a harder time. It's tough out there like trying to find all seven Dragon Balls without a Dragon Radar!

Looking Beyond Earth: A New World Tournament?

Some colleges overseas are even trying to get these Harvard students to come to their schools! It's like a new World Tournament but instead of fighting it's about studying! One university in Hong Kong even sent out an invitation! Maybe these students should consider it. After all sometimes you gotta train in different environments to get stronger! But let's hope Harvard figures things out so these students can keep chasing their dreams!


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