The Trump administration's initial ban on international students at Harvard throws the academic world into chaos, leaving students scrambling and universities in an uproar, but Harvard is fighting back like a true Super Saiyan!
The Trump administration's initial ban on international students at Harvard throws the academic world into chaos, leaving students scrambling and universities in an uproar, but Harvard is fighting back like a true Super Saiyan!

What?! Harvard's in Trouble?

Hey everyone it's Goku! So I heard this crazy thing happened at Harvard. Apparently the Trump guy tried to stop international students from studying there! Can you believe it? It's like trying to stop me from eating! I mean education is like training for life right? You gotta let everyone power up and reach Super Saiyan status! This Christopher Rim guy sounds like he was as surprised as when I first saw Frieza transform. "A parent was visibly shaken and completely frantic" he said. But don't worry guys even Frieza was defeated so there is hope!

This Ban is Over 9000!

This whole thing started when the Department of Homeland Security got all serious and terminated Harvard's program. It's like when someone tries to take away my Senzu beans right before a fight! But Harvard wasn't having any of it. They went to court faster than I can say 'Kamehameha!' Thankfully some judge put a stop to it at least for now. This Mark Kantrowitz dude called it a "limbo state." Sounds boring like waiting for Vegeta to finally admit I'm stronger. International students are a big deal for Harvard like Krillin is to me a vital part of the team! And there are lots of them 27% of the university!

Power Struggle!

Turns out this might be because Harvard and the Trump administration are having a bit of a disagreement. Something about fighting anti Semitism? Sounds complicated like trying to explain Ki to someone who's never trained a day in their life. This Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was saying universities see international students as higher tuition fees. That doesn't sound very nice. Like saying I only fight strong guys for the thrill of it which isn't entirely true... sometimes I'm just bored!

Harvard Strikes Back!

Harvard didn't take that lying down not even close. They called the whole thing "unlawful and unwarranted." It sounds like something Piccolo would say all serious and stuff. They also pointed out that it's bad for everyone who comes to America to study and chase their dreams. It's like telling Gohan he can't train anymore! Unacceptable!

The World is Watching!

Hafeez Lakhani another smart guy said this sends a bad message to the world. Like telling everyone Earth's off limits for Saiyans! He said that the US isn't being "a welcome place for international students." It also hurts school's revenue. Money isn't important to me but I get that it helps keep the lights on and buy food... especially for Bulma!

What's Next?!

So what's gonna happen? Kantrowitz says everyone should explore their options but wait for Harvard to figure things out. Sounds like good advice! Harvard says they'll support their international students which is awesome. There are still many schools who will accept applications according to the National Association for College Admission Counseling. And get this some universities in Hong Kong are inviting Harvard's students to study there! See even when things get tough there's always a way to keep training and get stronger! Remember guys never give up! Just like I never give up on a good fight... or a good meal!


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