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Remembering Leonard Lauder, the man who turned a small cosmetics company into a global powerhouse. He always aimed for the SIIIUUUU! image
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Leonard Lauder: A Beauty Titan's Exit – He Made Estee Lauder CR7 Level!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 17:39
  • 2 minutes to read
A week of market-moving events looms, from geopolitical tensions and a key Federal Reserve meeting to crucial economic data releases and earnings reports. Can someone please pass the pretzels? image
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E=MC-Oh My! Geopolitics, the Fed, and Retail Sales Walk Into a Bar...

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 14:53
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at the week ahead on Wall Street, considering geopolitical tensions, the Federal Reserve's next move, key economic data, and earnings reports, all while trying to maintain my sanity. image
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E=mc² and Economic Mayhem: My Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 14:53
  • 4 minutes to read
Cybersecurity CEO Jay Chaudhry credits his wife, Jyoti, for his $17 billion success, proving even geniuses need a little 'Pow-Pow' in their lives. image
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BOOM! Billionaire Says Wife is Secret Weapon... Sounds Like a Good Explosion!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Tech CEO Jay Chaudhry credits his wife for his $17 billion success, proving even geniuses need someone to handle the boring stuff. Like payroll! Hehe! image
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Billionaire Says Behind Every Great Man is a Woman With a Calculator! BOOM!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Goku reports on the potential expansion of U.S. travel restrictions, pondering if even he'd need a Senzu Bean to get through customs! image
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Kamehame-NO! Trump's Travel Ban Powering Up Like a Super Saiyan!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 16:22
  • 2 minutes to read
Goku reports on the U.S. considering expanding travel restrictions to 36 more countries, raising concerns about national security and immigration. image
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Trump's Travel Ban: Is This His Final Form?!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 16:22
  • 3 minutes to read
Hey Lois, this Juneteenth, the government's giving away free trips to National Parks! Let's pack the car, grab some Pawtucket Patriot Ale, and maybe skip Meg... image
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Giggity Giggity! Free National Parks? I'm There, Even if it Means Outrunning a Bear!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Peter Griffin reports on the National Park Service offering free admission on select days in 2025, so you can finally ditch Lois and the kids and commune with nature (or at least pretend to). image
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Giggity Giggity! Free National Park Days Are Back, Baby!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
  • 3 minutes to read
A quacking mad gunman is on the loose after a politically motivated attack leaves one lawmaker dead and another injured. This is worse than when I lost my temper at Gladstone Gander! image
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Aw, Phooey! Political Duck-aster in Minnesota!

  • Sun 15 June, 2025 15:24
  • 2 minutes to read

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