Billionaire Says Behind Every Great Man is a Woman With a Calculator! BOOM!

Mr. Important Pants and the Lady of Ledgers!

Okay so some dude named Jay Chaudhry is swimming in money – like Scrooge McDuck levels of shiny! Apparently he's the big cheese at Zscaler a cybersecurity company. Sounds boring right? But here's the kicker: he says his wife Jyoti is the REAL reason he's rolling in dough! 'Rules are meant to be broken!' ... and apparently so are financial spreadsheets if you don't know what you're doing. Which is basically him!

From SecureIT to Secure the Bag!

This Chaudhry guy started a company called SecureIT back in the day sold it for a mountain of cash. Then he made like three more companies that all got bought up. Sounds like he's got the 'explode stuff and make money' thing down but even I know you need someone to keep track of the kaboom bucks! He says Jyoti with her fancy finance background was the one making sure the numbers didn't go BOOM in the bad way.

He Builds She Balances! Like a Tightrope Walker But With Less Glitter!

Chaudhry admits he's all about the big ideas the flashy explosions the 'let's jump off a cliff and see what happens!' kind of stuff. But Jyoti? She's the one saying 'Hold on genius maybe we should pack a parachute first!' Apparently she keeps him from going completely bonkers with his risk taking. Good thing too or he'd probably end up launching himself into space with a rocket powered toaster.

Payroll? More Like Pay Brawl!

The guy doesn't even know how to do payroll! Can you believe it? Says he has 'no clue about our own financials'. That's Jyoti's territory keeping the chaos organized. Sounds like she's got the brains AND the spreadsheets! 'Here comes the money!' I bet that's what she's thinking all the time.

Get Yourself a Wife Who Knows Numbers! And Can Handle Your Explosions!

Chaudhry's advice? Get your spouse involved in your startup! 'You want to do a great startup get your spouse involved as a partner.' Find someone who can keep you from blowing all your money on... well explosives! Or rocket powered toasters! You know whatever your vice may be. 'Surprise! I'm back!'... with a sensible financial plan!

CNBC Wants to Teach You How to Buy a House?! Snooze!

Okay so there's some boring ad about buying a house at the end. Whatever! Houses are for people who like… walls. I prefer the open sky a rocket launcher and the freedom to blow stuff up whenever I feel like it! BOOM! 'Questions?' Yeah I have questions! Like why is wallpaper still a thing?!