Kamehame-NO! Trump's Travel Ban Powering Up Like a Super Saiyan!

Ki cking Off: Another One Bites the Dust?

Heya! Goku here reporting live from… well Earth! Seems like things are getting pretty intense down here. Heard about this Trump guy potentially banning even MORE countries from entering the United States. Thirty six MORE? That's like almost as many times I've powered up to Super Saiyan in a single fight! This all started with a proclamation to protect against "foreign terrorists"...sounds like someone's been watching too many episodes of villains trying to destroy the world. Relax people Goku will always protect the world and my friends.

Power Levels Low: State Department's Scouter is Buzzing!

Apparently the State Department is sweating bullets over these countries. It's not just about power levels though. They're worried about things like fake IDs and countries not taking back their own citizens. And get this: some folks are apparently causing trouble with terrorism and being… anti American? Seriously? What happened to good old fashioned fighting tournaments? Much more fun than all this nonsense! The nerve of some people. Reminds me of Frieza always up to no good.

60 Days to Train: A Capsule Corp Deadline!

So these 36 countries have 60 days to shape up or ship out! Sounds like a training montage worthy of King Kai! They need to hit those benchmarks and requirements faster than I can eat a mountain of food. The pressure is on! You got this guys train hard or go home! Even I have to train hard and I am the legendary Son Goku!

The List of Losers: More Names Than Krillin's Been Defeated!

The list of countries facing the ban is longer than my grocery list after a good spar with Vegeta. Angola Benin Egypt Nigeria and so many more. It's like a world tournament of nations… except the prize is NOT getting banned! This is serious folks. A lot of people might need a Senzu Bean just to get through customs!

Deja Vu All Over Again: A Ban From The Past?

This isn't the first time this Trump guy has done this either. He already banned folks from a bunch of other countries. Seems like he's trying to collect all the Dragon Balls of travel restrictions! Well I hope he uses them for good not evil! I hate when people get greedy with power especially after achieving Super Saiyan. Remember guys use your power wisely.

Next Time on Dragon Ball Z: Will They Make It?

Will these countries step up their game? Will Trump get his way? Will I finally beat Vegeta in arm wrestling? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! And remember folks stay strong be kind and always be ready for a good fight… or maybe just a friendly chat over a bowl of noodles. Later!