Trump's Travel Ban: Is This His Final Form?!

Kaio what?! Another Travel Ban?

Hey everyone it's me Goku! I heard some rumblings that President Trump – you know the guy with the hair that reminds me of Super Saiyan 3… but not quite as cool – is thinking about slapping a travel ban on even MORE countries! Can you believe it? This is getting more intense than my fight with Frieza! Apparently this dude already banned people from like 12 countries saying it's to protect America from bad guys. Sounds like something I'd do but with aliens and robots instead of… well you get the idea.

Sixty Days to Power Up… Or Else!

So get this. This State Department cable thingy – signed by some dude named Marco Rubio not sure if he can go Super Saiyan – is saying there are 36 more countries that might get the boot! They've got 60 days to shape up or ship out! It's like when Master Roshi gave me impossible training drills but this time the fate of a whole country is on the line. I hope they've been training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber because this is gonna be tough!

Paperwork Power Levels: Weak!

One of the big problems is apparently these countries are slacking on their paperwork. I can relate; I HATE paperwork! They need to get better at making IDs that aren't fake and stop losing track of their passports. Seriously guys get your act together! Otherwise it's like trying to find the Dragon Balls without a Dragon Radar – totally impossible!

Visa Overstays: A Crime Worse Than Stealing Senzu Beans!

And get this some people are staying in the U.S. longer than their visas allow! That's worse than stealing a Senzu Bean and I *really* like Senzu Beans! They also say some of these countries aren't helping send back people who've been told to leave. That's not very sporting is it? It's like trying to run away from a fight with Beerus – you're just gonna make him mad!

Terrorism and Anti Americanism? That's No Good!

Okay this is where it gets serious. They're also worried about people from these countries doing bad stuff in America like terrorism. That's not cool man. And something about "anti American activity." I'm not sure what that means exactly but it sounds like something Vegeta would do when he's being a jerk. Anyway the point is nobody likes bad guys!

The List of Shame: 36 Countries on the Brink!

So here's the deal. These are the countries that need to watch out: Angola Antigua and Barbuda Benin Bhutan Burkina Faso Cabo Verde Cambodia Cameroon Cote D'Ivoire Democratic Republic of Congo Djibouti Dominica Ethiopia Egypt Gabon The Gambia Ghana Kyrgyzstan Liberia Malawi Mauritania Niger Nigeria Saint Kitts and Nevis Saint Lucia Sao Tome and Principe Senegal South Sudan Syria Tanzania Tonga Tuvalu Uganda Vanuatu Zambia and Zimbabwe. That's a LOT of countries! I hope they can all figure things out because nobody wants to be on Trump's bad side. It's like being on Beerus' bad side – you’re gonna have a bad time!