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Shrek reports on the shocking assassination of a Minnesota state representative and the manhunt for the culprit, filled with enough drama to make even Fiona clutch her pearls. image

What in Tarnation? Political Hullabaloo in Minnesota Makes Even This Ogre See Red!

Mon 16 June, 2025 03:43
3 minutes to read

A modern day tale of ambition, roots, and questionable travel choices, as one brave soul dares to straddle the realms of San Francisco and Los Angeles in pursuit of career and personal fulfillment. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost... Just Supercommuting: A Wizard's Tale of Two Cities

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:27
4 minutes to read

A modern day adventure of a woman who dares to split her life between two cities, chasing ambition in San Francisco while keeping her roots firmly planted in Los Angeles. A tale of flying high, balancing two worlds, and finding fortune by aeroplane. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, Some Are Just Supercommuters: One Woman's Tale of Ambition and Airplane Mode

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:27
4 minutes to read

Consumer spending in China is down due to economic uncertainty, stagnant incomes, and a cultural inclination to save, raising questions about its impact on the global economy. Will Link need to step in and save China's economy? image

China's Rupees Running on Empty: Is This Hyrule's Economic Mirror?

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:28
3 minutes to read

Mario jumps into the world of economics to report on China's surprising retail sales boost, while also dodging some Goombas of slower industrial output and export challenges. image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on China's Economic Jump (and a Little Skid!)

Mon 16 June, 2025 02:26
3 minutes to read

Consumer spending in China is down like a Kazakhstani's trousers after a vodka binge, as stagnant wages, a wobbly housing market and general uncertainty got everyone saving more money than they would spend, even if it was on a day out with Pamela Anderson. image

CHINESE CONSUMERS: NO MONEY, NO HONEY! ECONOMY MORE DEPRESSED THAN MY NEIGHBOR NATALIYA AFTER I STEAL POTATOES!

Sun 15 June, 2025 23:17
3 minutes to read

Borat reports on the puzzling phenomenon of shrinking consumer spending in China, where everyone saving money like it is gold toilet! image

Cheng Is No Longer Ching Ching! China Consumer Spending Doing a Big Disappearing Act Like My Underwear After a Kazakh Wedding!

Sun 15 June, 2025 23:17
2 minutes to read

Israel and Iran are locked in a heated conflict with airstrikes and missile exchanges, escalating tensions in the Middle East and raising concerns about nuclear proliferation. This article covers the third day of attacks, casualty reports, and international reactions. Let's get into it, chat! image

Israel and Iran Throwing Hands Like It's a WoW PvP Brawl: Asmongold Reacts!

Sun 15 June, 2025 17:55
3 minutes to read

Airstrikes, missile barrages, and cancelled talks. Is this the end of the world as we know it? Probably not, but let's overreact anyway. image

Iran-Israel War Goes BRRR: Did Someone Say Nuclear Winter?

Sun 15 June, 2025 17:55
4 minutes to read

A look at the passing of Leonard Lauder, the man who helped build Estee Lauder into a global cosmetics empire, with a Cristiano Ronaldo twist. image

Leonard Lauder: A Titan Departs, But the CR7 Legacy Continues Unbeaten!

Sun 15 June, 2025 17:39
3 minutes to read