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The Yautja analyzes Trump's tariff strategies, questioning whether it's skillful negotiation or just plain 'chickening out'. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Predator's Take on the 'TACO Trade'

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:25
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Ripley reports on the Federal Reserve's latest meeting, where worries about tariffs and inflation left them stuck between a rock and a hard place...sound familiar? image

Another Day, Another Dollar...and Tariffs? Ripley's Guide to the Fed's Fiscal Frights

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:25
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Leo Messi gives his (slightly sarcastic) take on Jim Cramer's CNBC Investing Club's insights into today's market jitters, Nvidia and Salesforce earnings, and Broadcom's bullish upgrade. image

¡Andá Pa' Allá, Bear Market! Messi's Take on Today's Market Moves

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:00
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OPEC+ decides to hold steady on oil production, but some members are sneakily pumpin' more! Will this cause a rumble in the Grand Line of Oil? image

Shishishi! OPEC+ Keepin' the Oil Flowin' – Are They Savin' it for My Pirate Feast?

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:59
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Despite a third consecutive week of rising mortgage rates, some homebuyers are stubbornly optimistic, increasing purchase applications while refinances take a hit. image

E=mc(Mortgage Crisis)? Homebuyers Defy Gravity Amidst Rising Rates!

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:53
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Jinx reports on how Elon Musk's xAI is throwing a mountain of cash at Telegram to unleash Grok, their AI chatbot, on the world. Prepare for chaos! image

Elon's Cash Cannon Shoots $300 Million at Telegram! Grok's Gone Global!

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:13
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John Laurinaitis ditches Vince McMahon, agrees to cooperate in sex abuse lawsuit, leaving McMahon in a world of hurt, potentially bigger than when Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta! image

Vince McMahon's World About to Blow Up Like a Destructo Disk!

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:15
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GameStop just bought a buttload of Bitcoin, trying to be the next MicroStrategy, and I'm just trying to figure out how to get free games! image

Holy Crap Lois! GameStop Goes Full Crypto Bro!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:41
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GameStop buys a boatload of Bitcoin, mirroring MicroStrategy's strategy. Will this save their bacon or send them to the farm? image

Holy Crap Lois! GameStop Just Went Full Bitcoin Bonanza!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:41
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Donald Duck reports on Adobe's stock surge, driven by AI and strong financials, and details a strategy to capitalize on the upside using put options. Oh boy, oh boy! image

Adobe's Stock Soars! I'm Selling Puts, What's Next?! WAK!

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:17
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