Melissa Hortman's Home Invaded: The Criminal Just Found Out What Happens When You Mess With Texas...Justice!

A Message from Chuck

Listen up punks! I'm Chuck Norris and I'm here to tell you about a story that's got my roundhouse kicking boots in a twist. Some lowlife scum broke into the home of the late Minnesota State Representative Melissa Hortman. Hortman along with her husband were already victims of a horrific attack and now this? Apparently this burglar didn't get the memo: When someone messes with justice Chuck Norris delivers the consequences. I hope you're reading this you scumbag.

The Scene of the Crime

The local police say that the perp broke in by prying off plywood covering a rear window. I bet that plywood wishes it had been trained in the ways of Chuck Norris. It might have stood a chance. The cops also mentioned the house was searched. Searched? He should have been searching for a way to escape because justice is about to find him. And trust me justice is as fast as a speeding roundhouse kick.

Don't Mess With Texas Justice

The authorities already apprehended the primary suspect Vance Luther Boelter for the murders. This character also targeted other lawmakers. Trying to play tough guy eh? Boelter is about to learn that Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with criminals. He negotiates with fists and feet. Boelter will face both state and federal charges and he may find himself on the receiving end of a capital punishment sentence. If I had my way I'd sentence him to an eternity of watching bad guys lose in my movies!

More Victims More Fury

Boelter didn't just stop with the Hortmans. He also attacked Minnesota State Senator John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. Thankfully they're expected to survive. But let me tell you every time an innocent person is harmed the fire of justice burns brighter. Boelter even visited the homes of two other lawmakers intending to do them harm. This guy was on a one way trip to the pain train and Chuck Norris is the conductor!

Consequences are Coming

So here's a message for all you would be criminals out there: Think twice before you even consider breaking the law. Chuck Norris is watching. And when Chuck Norris watches justice is served. Remember before the Boogie Man goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Boelter should have done the same.

The Final Roundhouse

In the end this story is a reminder that even in the face of tragedy we must stand tall and fight for what's right. Just like in my movies good will always triumph over evil. Boelter is about to find out that when Chuck Norris's justice comes knocking there's no escape. And as they say Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups; he pushes the Earth down. Boelter is about to feel the full weight of that earth.