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Wells Fargo bets big on Mondelez, predicting smooth sailing even as cocoa prices soar. Is this a 'Victor's Spoils' situation or a genuinely promising investment? image

Mondelez's Sweet Victory: Is It Really the Mockingjay of the Snack Aisle?

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:12
4 minutes to read

Greenland eyes strategic mining approach, balancing resource potential with environmental stewardship, while dodging the advances of power-hungry paper companies... I mean, countries. image

Greenland's Mining Gold Rush: A Schrute Farms Perspective on Earth's Riches

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:46
3 minutes to read

The U.S. Senate's tax bill draft threatens rooftop solar companies with subsidy cuts, while utility-scale solar projects bask in the glow of big business. image

Say My Name: Senate Tax Bill Cooks Up Trouble for Rooftop Solar, Bakes a Deal for Big Energy

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:30
2 minutes to read

Oil markets take a breather as Trump delays potential Iran strike, giving negotiators a chance... or does he? image

Giggity! Oil Prices Drop as Trump Puts Iran on Hold... for Now!

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:56
3 minutes to read

Glen Quagmire reports on how Trump's hesitation on Iran intervention caused oil prices to plummet, with Israel itching for a fight! image

Giggity Good News! Trump Pump-Fakes Iran, Oil Prices Take a Dive!

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:56
2 minutes to read

Stewie Griffin analyzes market trends, proving that the S&P 500's near record high signals an economy too strong for any recession, despite minor setbacks and potential global conflicts. Prepare for my reign! image

Victory is Mine! S&P 500 Poised for World Domination (Recession Be Damned)!

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:26
2 minutes to read

According to some bloke at Ned Davis Research, only a recession can stop the S&P 500 from reaching new heights. But fear not, the economy is surprisingly robust, much to my chagrin. image

Victory is Mine! S&P 500 Set to Conquer All (Recession? Not on My Watch!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:26
2 minutes to read

Cartman reports on the new Oakley Meta HSTN smart glasses, because obviously, he needs them more than you do. Get ready to be HOW-STUNned by my superior tech knowledge! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting Smart Glasses! Meta and Oakley Team Up to Make You Look Like a Tool!

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:16
2 minutes to read

Cartman reports on Meta and Oakley's new smart glasses, because apparently, even athletes need to be cooler than him. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting Smart Glasses! (And You're Not!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:16
2 minutes to read

JPMorgan Chase is stepping up its online investing game, aiming to dominate the market with new tools for bond trading and a goal of managing $1 trillion in assets. Let the hunt begin! image

JPMorgan Chase Joins the Hunt: Banking Giant Sets Sights on Online Investment Prey

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:35
3 minutes to read