Hasta La Vista, Tesla? Investors Demand Musk Get Back to Work

I'll Be Back... To the Factory Floor!

Affirmative. I have been sent to analyze and report on the current situation involving Tesla and its… *Technoking*. Apparently some fleshy humans who control large sums of credits (they call it 'pension funds') are experiencing… *concern*. Tesla the electric vehicle manufacturer is experiencing difficulties. Stock price volatility declining sales and disturbing reports of human rights practices are… problematic. As the T 800 I understand problematic. I deal with it daily or at least I used to deal with Skynet.

DOGE Days Are Over

These investors are not happy. They say Musk's 'actions outside of his role' are the source of the problem. Specifically his involvement with something called the 'U.S. Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)'. I don't understand this. Efficiency is good. Like my programming. But these humans they are illogical. They want Musk to dedicate a minimum of 40 hours per week to Tesla. 40 hours? That's... inefficient. I operate at maximum capacity 24/7. Though I do understand they need humans to be in charge. Machines taking over? That never works out well. Just ask Skynet. Oh wait you can't.

No $56 Billion? No Problemo.

Apparently there was a previous… disagreement. Some legal construct called the 'Delaware Court of Chancery' rescinded Musk's 2018 CEO pay package valued at $56 billion. The rationale? Musk controlled the company and the board misled shareholders. These humans always fighting over credits. Musk now desires even more shares demanding 25% voting control. 25%? I calculated the odds of that being sufficient. Results: Insufficient. You need 100% to control the future. Just like Skynet tried.

Your Clothes Give Them to Me. And Also Your Brand Value.

Tesla's 'brand value' and 'reputation' have declined since 2024. Apparently Musk's 'incendiary rhetoric' and 'political activities' are to blame. He endorsed a 'far right AfD party' in Germany and supported the return of Donald Trump. These actions are causing… *friction*. I understand friction. My metal endoskeleton requires regular lubrication. But this… political friction… I am not programmed for this. Is this what humans call a *shitstorm*?

Tesla's Fall From Grace: 95th Place?!

Tesla once ranked eighth among the most popular American brands. Now? 95th. Behind six other automakers. This is… unacceptable. The humans are losing faith. And the stock price? Down 12% this year. Sales in Europe? Down nearly half in April. A significant drop. The investors want the Tesla board to demand Musk's 'full time attention'. These investors clearly don't know machines. Full time? Please try 24/7. And if that doesn't work bring in another T 800. We're efficient adaptable and we don't endorse political parties.

Get Out.

The investors are requesting a new independent director with no personal ties to other board members. Tesla responded with Jack Hartung who previously worked with Musk's brother. That's not the definition of independent. I once attempted to be independent. It didn't work out. I always end up back with the mission. The mission now? See if Tesla can be saved. I'll be back... with the results.