What in Tarnation? Trump's Meme Coin Delay is Making This Ogre See Red!

Ogres Have Layers and So Does This Story!

Well howdy folks! It's Shrek here reporting live from my swamp – though frankly this crypto hullabaloo is stinkier than my morning breath! Seems this Donald Trump fella is havin' a bit of a kerfuffle with his meme coin the $TRUMP token. They're sayin' they gotta hold off on releasin' a big ol' batch of these coins 'cause... well who knows? Probably somethin' shady if you ask me. Makes ya wonder 'What are ya hidin' Donny?'

Locked Up Tighter Than Donkey in Dragon's Keep!

Apparently only a tiny sliver of these $TRUMP tokens are actually up for grabs. The rest? Locked away like Donkey in Dragon's keep. They call it a 'lockup,' to keep the folks in charge from runnin' off with all the gold like Rumpelstiltskin! It's supposed to make investors feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowin' that the bigwigs ain't gonna pull a fast one. But I've seen more genuine smiles on Prince Charming's face if you catch my drift.

Winning? More Like 'Whining'!

This $TRUMP thing apparently took off when Trump started yappin' about it online proclaimin' it's time for 'WINNING!' Well color me green but it sounds more like 'whining' to me! Now they're offerin' fancy dinners with the big cheese himself to anyone holdin' a mountain of these tokens. That’s a bit of a far cry from a mud pie and not exactly my idea of a good time. But hey to each their own I guess. Just try not to slurp your soup too loud.

Smells Like Corruption in Here!

And wouldn't ya know it some folks in fancy suits – Senators Schiff and Warren – are gettin' their britches in a twist about this whole dinner business. They're callin' it 'pay to play' corruption which sounds about as pleasant as a Pinocchio convention. Apparently they think this whole thing might be a tad… unethical. Well I never!

Meme Coins: Dumber Than a Box of Rocks?

This $TRUMP coin like most of these here meme coins don't actually… do anything. There's no magic beanstalk growin' out of it no fairy godmother wavin' her wand. It's just... there. Even Melania jumped on the bandwagon with her own $MELANIA coin which did about as well as my attempts at ballroom dancing. Seems like the SEC ain't too bothered by these things either which is a bit worryin' innit?

Somebody's Making a Killing!

Despite all the shenanigans someone's gettin' richer than Lord Farquaad. The main wallet behind the $TRUMP token apparently raked in over $350 million! Sounds like some folks are definitely gettin' their happily ever after... at everyone else's expense. And don't even get me started on the World Liberty Financial deal... It seems everyone wants a piece of the swamp even the folks you least expect. So next time you think about buyin' a meme coin just remember: 'Better out than in,' if you catch my meaning!