Believe It! NBA Star Naruto... I mean Westbrook Launches AI Funeral Startup! Dattebayo!

Shadow Clone Jutsu for Funeral Planning?!

Believe it! Naruto Uzumaki here... eh I mean Russell Westbrook! Turns out this NBA superstar is tackling something way bigger than just sinking baskets. He's launched Eazewell a company that uses AI to make funeral planning less of a 'talk no jutsu' and more of a breeze! I’m talking about making it easier to deal with the loss of a loved one. Even I who dreams of becoming Hokage know that’s a tough mission dattebayo!

From the Court to the Coffin (Planning That Is!)

Westbrook along with his buddies Kemba Walker and Donnell Beverly Jr. (who’s like the Shikamaru of the operation – always planning!) are diving headfirst into this new world. Westbrook said he wants to be decisive in moments that matter. And what matters more than honoring someone's life when they pass on? It’s like when I have to protect my friends – I gotta step up and do what’s right even if it means using my Rasengan on a paperwork mountain!

AI to the Rescue: No More 'Sexy Jutsu' Needed!

This Eazewell thing is pretty cool. It uses AI to figure out what kinda funeral you want based on your budget and how you wanna remember the person. It even helps with the messy stuff like canceling bills and shutting down social media accounts. It's like having a super efficient Kakashi sensei handling all the tedious tasks! No more struggling through paperwork like trying to understand one of Kakashi sensei's lectures!

More Than Just a Game: KB3 and the Real Why Behind 'Why Not?'

Turns out this isn't just some random business venture. It started way back when Westbrook and Beverly lost their friend Khelcey Barrs III. Westbrook even wears a KB3 bracelet every game to remember him. It's a reminder that life's unpredictable kinda like facing Orochimaru for the first time! But it's how you respond that matters. Beverly's experience with his parents' funerals made him realize how messy things could get. So they decided to turn pain into purpose dattebayo!

Voice Activated Jutsu! Er AI Agent!

Eazewell’s got this crazy voice activated AI thing that can call funeral homes and get quotes for you. It's like having a personal summoner but instead of a giant toad you get cost comparisons! A fancy Amazon executive Viviane Ghaderi says AI can finally do this stuff with empathy and compassion. Talk about a transformation! Who knew AI could be so… human?

Future Hokage of Funeral Planning?

Walker hopes Eazewell will help people navigate a topic nobody teaches you. It's like trying to master the Rasengan without a proper teacher! Westbrook wants to be there for people just like I want to be there for the whole village as Hokage! So next time you're thinking about life death and everything in between remember Eazewell. And remember believe it! even in the toughest times you're not alone dattebayo!