Believe It! Meta's Rasengan of AI: Superintelligence Incoming!

Shadow Clone Jutsu... of AI?!

Alright listen up future Hokages! Your boy Naruto here reporting live from the world of super smart brains… or well AI brains to be exact! Meta you know the company that keeps changing its name faster than I can eat a bowl of ramen is diving headfirst into creating something called 'superintelligence.' Sounds intense right? Like is it gonna start throwing Rasengans or what?!

Meta's Big Gamble: More Risky Than My Ramen Budget

Apparently they're forming a new AI research lab and snagging Alexandr Wang from Scale AI – a company that's about to get a serious cash injection. We're talking potentially over $10 BILLION folks! That's more than all the ramen in Konoha combined! Meta is so serious about this that they plan to spend up to $65 billion in capital expenditures for AI infrastructure this year. Seems to me like they're willing to bet the farm on this. And the farm is named Meta... which is pretty weird right?

From Sexy Jutsu to Superintelligence?!

This 'superintelligence' thing is supposed to be an AI that's smarter than well all of us! Makes you wonder if it'll be able to master the Sexy Jutsu. Or maybe it'll just figure out how to make infinite shadow clones... which honestly sounds both awesome and terrifying. No comment from Scale AI and Meta is too busy swimming in all that money so I can't ask them about it.

Meta AI: Soon on Every Phone!

Meta already has an AI assistant that's used by a BILLION people monthly believe it! That's more than the number of ramen bowls I've eaten in my life! They're planning a standalone Meta AI app and even a paid subscription service! They must think AI is the real ninja way competing with rivals like OpenAI's ChatGPT. Will it be as good as my Talk no Jutsu though? That's the real question here!

Zuckerberg's Rasengan Recruitment

I heard that Mark Zuckerberg the big boss is personally recruiting a team of 50 to work on this! That's like assembling a super squad of brainy ninjas! Looks like he's going all in just like I did with the Chidori! Oh wait... I couldn't do that Jutsu. Nevermind!

Believe It! Meta's Stock Gets a Boost

And guess what? All this AI excitement has made Meta's stocks go up! So even if this superintelligence thing turns out to be a giant talking cat like Gamabunta at least someone's making money. I'm starting to wonder if I should learn this AI Jutsu too. Maybe I can finally surpass Sasuke! Believe it!