Believe It! Fortnite Makes a Rasengan-Sized Comeback to Apple's App Store!

Dattebayo! The App Store Battle Begins!

Alright listen up everyone! Your future Hokage here Naruto Uzumaki is gonna tell you about this CRAZY thing that happened! So remember Fortnite? That game everyone was obsessed with even more than ramen sometimes? Well it got kicked off the Apple App Store back in 2020! Can you believe it?! Apparently Epic Games the guys who make Fortnite wanted to take payments directly instead of going through Apple's fancy in app system. Apple being all tough like Kakashi sensei didn't like that one bit and BAM! Legal showdown!

Shadow Clone Jutsu of Legal Challenges!

This legal battle was seriously intense like fighting Pain all over again! Epic threw out challenges like I throw out Rasengans and Apple was blocking them like a Sand Shield! Last month Epic actually scored a point! Some judge said Apple couldn't charge a commission when apps link out for payments. BOOM! That's like landing a perfect Rasengan on the Tailed Beast Bomb believe it!

The App Review Gauntlet!

So Epic being the smart cookies they are re submitted Fortnite to the App Store. But guess what? Apple was dragging their feet like Shikamaru trying to avoid paperwork! The approval process was taking forever! Seriously it felt longer than waiting for ramen to cook! Epic got so frustrated they filed ANOTHER legal challenge! Talk about persistent!

Apple's Impenetrable Defense!

Even after the court made Apple explain themselves they're still trying to appeal the decision! It's like trying to break through Gaara's sand armor dattebayo! They want to pause everything and roll back the changes they already made to the App Store. Talk about stubborn! This is getting more complicated than Sakura's feelings.

The Ripple Effect: Amazon and Spotify Join the Party!

But hold on this whole thing isn't just about Fortnite! Because of Epic's victory other big shots like Amazon and Spotify are now adding links to buy stuff directly in their apps! So now you can buy your Kindle books on the Kindle app without Apple taking its cut. That's like using Talk no Jutsu to unite the world. It's all connected you know?

Fortnite's Final Valley Comeback!

So after all the drama the paperwork and the legal jutsu Fortnite is finally back on the U.S. App Store! It's like me finally becoming Hokage after all those years of training and hard work! Never give up everyone! Believe it! And watch out Apple Epic might just be cooking up another surprise because that's their Ninja Way!