Shishishi! Microsoft Bows to EU Rules, Even if They Taste Like Gomu Gomu No!

Meat or No Meat Rules Are Rules!

Hey it's Luffy here future King of the Pirates! I heard Microsoft's boss man Brad Smith is saying they'll follow the rules in Europe. Even if they don't like 'em! He said it's like being a good citizen even when the soup isn't meat flavored! They lost some fights in court but they're still playing by the book. Kinda like how I sometimes listen to Nami… sometimes.

Trump's Trade Tantrum and the Tech Titans!

So this whole thing started 'cause some dude named Trump threw a tantrum about trade. Apparently he's got beef with everyone including Europe! It’s like when Zoro gets lost and starts yelling at everyone because he can't find the sake! Now everyone’s worried Europe might use its super strong rules on tech companies like Microsoft to get back at Trump. Sounds like a proper Gum Gum Red Hawk situation brewing!

The Digital Markets Act: Taming the Tech Beasts!

Europe's got this thing called the Digital Markets Act (DMA). Sounds like some crazy super move! It's meant to keep the big tech companies like Google Apple and Microsoft from getting too bossy. They wanna make sure everyone gets a fair slice of the meat on the island not just the giants! I get it nobody likes a bully except maybe Hody Jones.

Apple and Meta Get a Taste of European Justice!

Last week Europe gave Apple and Meta a good bonk on the head! Fined 'em a ton of Berries for breaking the DMA rules. Sounds serious! It's like when I accidentally ate all of Sanji's food and he gave me the Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun treatment! Serves them right for hoarding all the treasure… I mean market share!

Playing Nice in the Digital Sandbox!

Brad Smith says they understand that European rules apply in Europe just like the rules back home apply in America. Basically don't cause trouble on someone else's turf! He says they're building stuff for Europe and respecting their laws. Kinda like how we respect Whitebeard's territory… mostly!

Overseas Extortion? Or Fair Play?

Trump's been saying that Europe is trying to steal money from American tech companies. He even threatened them with tariffs! Tariffs duties taxes...sounds like a pain! I prefer treasure! Is it really extortion or just Europe making sure everyone plays fair? I'm not sure but I'm hungry. Anyone got any meat?