Shishishi! Anduril's Going Public! Time to Snag Some Treasure... I Mean, Stocks!

Meat on the Table! Anduril Sets Sail for the Stock Market!

Oi everyone! Luffy here! Guess what I heard? That Anduril fella the one makin' all sorts of gadgets is goin' public! Like when Usopp tells everyone we found the treasure but instead of treasure it's...stocks? Palmer Luckey said they gotta go public to get the really big hunks of meat...err I mean contracts! Sounds like a plan! 'I'm gonna be king of the pirates!'... or in this case king of the stock market!

From Oculus to Missiles?! A Weirdly Familiar Journey

Apparently this Luckey guy used to make those VR goggles and sold them to some other company. Got kicked out like Sanji from the Baratie! But now he's buildin' this Anduril thing that's tryin' to beat the big guys like...Kaido! He even teamed up with his old crew again. Weird right? 'Nakama!'...even if they threw you overboard before! Shishishi!

Belly Full of Berries! Funding Galore!

They got themselves a mountain of Berries! 2.5 Billion to be exact! That's enough to buy all the meat in the Grand Line! Some guy named Peter Thiel gave 'em a bunch. Sounds like a powerful ally! Gotta make sure they share the meat... I mean uh dividends! 'I don't want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this ocean is the Pirate King!'

Giant Robots and AI?! Sounds Like a Franky Invention!

This Anduril crew they’re also takin' over some augmented reality thingamajig from Microsoft and partnering with this OpenAI group. Sounds like Franky made a deal with Vegapunk! They’re even building a giant factory in Ohio! Maybe they’ll build me a meat dispensing robot! 'Suuuuuper!'

War Never Changes... But the Tech Does!

So what does this mean for us the Straw Hats? Probably nothin'! But maybe they'll invent a ship that can run on cola and fly! And think of all the meat we can buy with these stocks I will definitely get when they go public! 'For meat!!!' I mean...for the future!

Next Stop: Wall Street! Adventure Awaits!

Alright! Anduril's heading to the big stage. Time to see if they can become the Pirate King of the defense industry! I'm betting on 'em... mostly 'cause I wanna see what kinda crazy stuff they come up with next! Shishishi! 'Let's go!'