Shishishi! Amazon's New Treasure: Pet Meds Delivered Faster Than Sanji Cooks!

Meat for My Best Friend!

Hey everyone it's me Luffy! Guess what? Amazon those guys who sell everything are now selling medicine for your pets! Shishishi! That means less time hunting for Usopp when he's 'sick' and more time adventuring! They teamed up with some folks called Vetsource to get you all sorts of things for your furry scaly or feathery nakama. Flea stuff tick stuff all the good stuff! Makes me wonder if they have a medicine for when you eat too much meat... cause you know... that happens a lot!

Doctor Chopper Approves (Probably)!

They say a vet has to say 'yes' to the medicine before you can get it. Makes sense I guess. Chopper would definitely want to check your pet's health just like he does for us on the Sunny. Vetsource is in charge of getting the medicine to you and they say it takes two to six days. Two to six days! That's almost as long as it takes Sanji to decide what to cook! Gotta get faster than that Amazon! We pirates don't have time to wait!

Prime Power Up!

Apparently Amazon has had this drugstore thing going since 2020. And if you're a 'Prime' member (whatever that is) you get discounts and free delivery. Sounds like a good deal! I bet Zoro would still get lost trying to find the medicine though. He always gets lost. Even if it's right in front of him! Shishishi!

Gomu Gomu No...Speedy Delivery!

They're trying to make deliveries super fast like when I use Gear Second! Same day delivery in some places and they wanna make it almost everywhere by 2025. That's like promising meat to me! I hope they stick to their word! A promise is a promise after all!

Battle Royale: Amazon vs. The Pet Med Pirates!

So it seems Amazon is picking a fight with these other guys Chewy and Walmart. Sounds like a treasure hunt! Who can get the pet medicine to you the fastest? It's a race! I bet Nami would make a fortune betting on who wins! Though I bet she'd cheat somehow! Shishishi!

The Future of Pet Care...and Meat!

Amazon is getting serious about taking care of you even if you are a pet! They even bought some other place called One Medical. Who knows maybe one day they'll deliver meat directly to the Sunny! Now that's a service I can get behind! Shishishi! Time to go find some adventure and some more meat!