SHOCKING! Nintendo's New Switch 2 is FINALLY HERE! But Can I Stretch It Like Gum-Gum?

Meat on the Bone! (Or the Specs on the Switch 2!)

Hey it's me Luffy! I heard there's a new treasure out there! It's called the Nintendo Switch 2! Apparently it's like the old one but BIGGER and FASTER! Like when I eat a whole mountain of meat! They say it's got a super screen and controllers. Sounds like something Usopp would invent but real! They sold over 150 million of the old ones since 2017! Shishishi!

June 5th... Mark Your Calendars (or My Straw Hat!)

The article says it hits stores on June 5th. That's almost as exciting as finding a secret stash of meat! But get this it costs $449.99! That's a lot of meat I could buy! The old one was only $300. Seems like Nami's been doing the pricing! Just like the first one you can play it in your hands or on a big screen. Sounds like fun for the whole crew!

Gomu Gomu No... Delay?! Blame it on This Trump Guy!

Now here's where it gets weird. Some guy named Trump messed things up! They're delaying preorders because of his "reciprocal tariffs." What are those?! Sounds like a super strong move from one of the Admirals! Stupid tariff guy...always getting in the way of adventure! I bet Sanji could cook him up a tariff flavored surprise!

Mario Kart World: Gotta Go Fast ahhhhh!!!

But don't worry! It comes with a new game: "Mario Kart World!" I love racing! Maybe I can use my Gum Gum powers to win! I wonder if I can stretch my kart across the whole track like I did in the sky island! Shishishi! The article said other games are coming too like "Donkey Kong Bananza," "Street Fighter 6," and some others with weird names.

The Boss Man Speaks! Doug Bowser's Interview!

The big boss of Nintendo Doug Bowser (not to be confused with THAT Bowser) talked about all the cool new stuff in the Switch 2. He also talked about making movies and shows! Maybe they'll make a One Piece game! I could be the main character of course! I'm gonna be King of the Games! Shishishi!

Tariffs are the Real Enemy! (And Maybe Akainu)

Bowser (the Nintendo one) also talked about how Trump's tariff stuff is gonna make the console cost more in America. That's no good! It's like when some greedy pirate steals all the food! So get ready to save your treasure and maybe yell at Trump a little bit! I'm gonna go find some meat. Shishishi!