SHISHISHI! Palantir's Treasure Chest Overflowing with Berries! AI Biz EXPLODES!

Meat... I Mean Money Money Money!

OI Nami! You won't BELIEVE this! Palantir this company Robin keeps talking about is rolling in the dough! They made 884 million berries... I mean dollars! That's like... a mountain of meat! They were even expecting less so it's like finding a hidden stash of treasure on a desert island! Shishishi!

AI's the New Meat on the Grand Line!

Their boss guy Karp says they're making the 'operating system' for the AI era. Sounds like he's building the ultimate pirate ship for the digital sea! He even says everyone's rushing to use their stuff. It's like when Sanji makes a new dish – everyone's fighting to get a bite! "I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"...and he's gonna be King of the AI guys!

Government AND Business? Double the Treasure!

They're selling their stuff to both the government and businesses! Like REALLY selling! The sales to businesses went up 71%! That's like Usopp suddenly hitting every shot! And the government stuff went up 45%! Seems like even they need help finding the One Piece... I mean keeping things safe and stuff.

Stampede! Whirlwind! Sounds Like a Party!

Karp also said that everyone wants their large language models. Sounds like a big party with lots of people trying to grab all the meat! A 'stampede' and 'ravenous whirlwind' he called it! Shishishi! I love parties!

Profits SOARING Like the Going Merry!

They made a whopping 214 million dollars in profit! Last year was only half that! It's like when we finally escape the Marines – a HUGE relief! They're expecting even MORE money this year! This Karp guy knows how to make treasure that's for sure!

Future's Bright! Time to Party!

They're saying they'll make almost 4 BILLION dollars this year! That's enough to buy a lifetime supply of meat for me and all my friends! Their stock is up too! Sounds like smooth sailing ahead! Now where's the party at? I'm hungry! "I don't want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this ocean is the Pirate King!"...and this Palantir is pretty darn free right now!