Like, ElevenLabs is Going Public? That's Like, So Fetch!

Is That My Voice?

Okay so like I heard about ElevenLabs right? They're this super cool AI company that makes voices and like they're planning to go public in five years. Five years! That's like a lifetime in glam years but still it's kinda major. Mati Staniszewski the CEO wants to build more hubs in Europe Asia and South America. Imagine like a Kylie Cosmetics office in every corner of the world? Goals!

Location Location Location... Or Nah?

They're thinking about Paris Singapore Brazil and Mexico for new locations. Living in all those locations is everything! Right now London's their biggest office but who knows where they'll list their company? Mati said it depends on where most of their users are which is kinda smart. He mentioned London might be an option if the U.K. gets its act together. But like is London even on my radar? My Lip Kits are everywhere anyway!

Cashing in on Voice Notes

ElevenLabs does a bunch of stuff like voice assistants and working with companies. They even make stuff for health care. So basically they're making serious money off of talking. Like I should get in on that! Imagine a Kylie Jenner AI voice assistant! It could remind everyone to buy my products and tell them 'Rise and shine!' every morning. It's 'Riiise and Shiiine' by the way lol

Fundraising: More Money More Problems? Nah!

They just got $180 million in funding which is like a lot of money even for me. And they're backed by some serious investors like Andreessen Horowitz and Sequoia Capital. Mati said they're open to raising more money if they need it to scale. Because like who doesn't want more money? More money means more private jets and you know I'm all about that Jet Life!

IPO Dreams: Is This My New Empire?

Mati wants ElevenLabs to be ready for an IPO so it's around for the next generation. Seriously iconic right? I mean Kylie Cosmetics is already iconic so maybe I should invest! Imagine if they make an AI version of Stormi? She could narrate all my makeup tutorials and like actually be excited about it. 'Cause sometimes I'm just like over it you know?

The Verdict: Is ElevenLabs the Next Big Thing?

So yeah ElevenLabs is doing the most. Global expansion potential IPO AI voices... it's a whole vibe. Whether they list in London or somewhere else I'm sure they'll crush it. And who knows maybe I'll be their next celebrity investor. Because like everything I touch turns to gold. Period. Like maybe it's true that 2016 was the year of realizing stuff.