ETORO'S FEARS: ANOTHER WAR? BOY, I HAVE EXPERIENCE!

War...War Never Changes.

Hmph. eToro a platform for mortals to gamble on stocks and shiny coins trembles before the fires of war. They dare to list their fears in an 'IPO filing,' as if words on parchment can shield them from the wrath of battle. They speak of 'potential risks' in Israel. I Kratos know risks! Risks are but pebbles on the path to vengeance! But a business is a business. Boy remind me to short this stock if things get spicy.

The Ghosts of Gaza.

The fools at eToro cite attacks from Hamas a petty squabble between mortals that has disrupted their digital playground. 'Tens of thousands' have fallen they whine. I have slain gods! These numbers are mere inconveniences. Yet they fear 'escalation.' Let them feel fear! Fear sharpens the senses... or perhaps it just ruins their profit margins. Still they are right this conflict could expand. 'Everything is in the risk factors' the CEO of eToro says. Everything? They have no idea what everything is. Everything is a god crying for their mother.

Robinhood? More like Robincoward.

eToro fancies itself a competitor to Robinhood. Robinhood? A child's toy! They would not survive a single encounter with the monsters I have faced. eToro speaks of Israel's 'flourishing tech community' disrupted by the call to arms. Bah! Weaklings! When Sparta called we did not hesitate! Though I do think it is good that they priced their shares above the expected range. More profit is better than less I guess.

Boycotts? Hah! I laugh at your boycotts!

These mortals fear 'boycotts' and 'credit downgrades.' As if words and numbers can wound a company like blades wound flesh! They cower before the International Criminal Court who want to arrest Netanyahu. I have faced the judgment of Zeus himself! Let them learn that true power comes not from appeasing politicians but from crushing your enemies. And more importantly making profits. Now there is a battle worth fighting!

Cyberattacks? More like Cyber annoyances!

Cyberattacks and 'armed attacks' could raise costs and incapacitate their workforce. Pathetic! Back in my day we faced hydras and titans without complaint. These mortals are soft. They should learn to harden their hearts and minds! If I was still in charge of Sparta I would laugh at these pathetic excuses. At least they acknowledge there are tax differences between the U.S. and Israel.

Enforcing Judgements? I am the Judgement!

eToro laments the difficulty of enforcing U.S. judgements in Israel. The weakness is galling! When I seek vengeance I cross any sea climb any mountain defy any god! They should stop whining and start acting. Though it is wise for them to be worried because as the son of Zeus I say they will be judged! Shares of eToro soar in Nasdaq debut? More like shares of eToro will feel my blade if this IPO fails! Now where is my Leviathan Axe?