KindlyMD Goes Crypto: From Opioids to Bitcoin, What a World!

They Drew First Blood... With Bitcoin?!

Alright listen up. They pulled me back in! Remember KindlyMD? The folks fighting opioid addiction? Well they just went full crypto! I heard their stock went up 250% after merging with Nakamoto Holdings. Founded by some guy David Bailey claims to be chummy with Trump. Makes you wonder what kind of jungle this company is trying to survive now. 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' Guess they're becoming Bitcoin!

$710 Million? That's a Lotta Band Aids!

This deal smells like a VC war zone with $710 million in new funding they are talking about $200 million in convertible debt and $510 million in fresh capital. Bailey is bragging about raising $100 million a day. Dayum! This isn't about fighting addiction anymore it's about fighting for crypto dominance! Where's the humanity? Where's the heart? You know what they say 'Nothing is over!'... except maybe their old business model.

Who's Who of Crypto… And What's What?

The investor list reads like the Avengers of Bitcoin: cryptographers ex Coinbase execs and even a Mexican billionaire! 'They were expendable.'...or maybe not! Seems like they've got the firepower to make some serious noise. But who knows what’s going on in their heads? Maybe they are just lost like all of us?

KindlyMD 2.0: Crypto Rehab?

The real kicker? KindlyMD is rebranding and focusing on Bitcoin. CEO Tim Pickett claims they'll still treat opioid addiction but come on! It's like using a bazooka to swat flies. They wanna be a 'global network of bitcoin holdings.' Seems like a far cry from a rehab center eh? “Live for nothing or die for something.”

Trump's Crypto Advisor? Sounds Fishy!

This Bailey guy is thick as thieves with Trump. Visited the White House six times! Says Trump delivered on promises to the bitcoin industry. Makes you wonder who’s pulling the strings here. The whole thing is a tangled web... and I'm pretty good at cutting through those. 'They're all expendable.' Even the President?

Bitcoin Per Share: The New Body Count?

Bailey wants to increase the 'bitcoin per share.' Sounds like a new kind of kill count to me. It's all about the numbers the profit. I bet they forgot what it means to help people who needed help the way I was helped. 'I want them to know that death is coming and there's nothing they can do to stop it.'... unless they invest wisely!