Yabba Dabba Doo! Musk's Makin' Telegram Smarter Than Dino!

Great Gazoo's Gadgets: Musk's Big Bet

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here bringin' you the latest scoop hotter than a dino burger straight off the grill! Seems this fella Elon Musk the big kahuna over at xAI is coughin' up a whopping 300 million clams – that's more than I've ever seen Wilma stash away! – to this Telegram thingamajig. Apparently it's like the Stone Age version of yappin' with yer neighbor but with rocks that talk back!

Bedrock Bucks: Who Gets the Dough?

This Telegram fella Pavel Durov says he and Musk struck a deal that's gonna fatten up Telegram's wallet. Besides the 300 million rocks they're also gettin' half the dough from folks signin' up for this Grok AI. Sounds like a sweet deal for them! Me? I'm lucky if I can snag an extra dino rib at the Water Buffalo Lodge!

Grok Talk: Smarter Than a Pet Dinosaur?

Durov's sayin' Telegram users are gonna get the best AI this summer. This Grok thing is supposed to be smarter than even Dino! Now Dino's a good boy but he ain't exactly winnin' any rock etry contests. So I guess this Grok must be pretty darn smart!

Trouble in France: Durov's Dilemma!

Now hold on to your pterodactyl eggs! Seems this Durov fella's in a bit of a pickle over in France. They're pokin' around accusin' him of lettin' some shady stuff happen on Telegram. Drug traffickin' fraud the whole shebang! Even worse they are accusing of child pornography! He even got arrested back in August. Sounds like a 'hold on to your hat' situation! Lucky for Durov they say 'nothing to hide'!

White Genocide? Grok's Got Guts!

This Grok AI also got its tail in a twist recently. Started spoutin' off about some 'white genocide' thing in South Africa. What in Bedrock?! xAI says it was a mistake some unauthorized meddlin'. Sounds like someone needs a good bonk on the head with my club! They are now implementing measure to improve transparency of this AI! Whoa!

Yabba Dabba Done! Is It a Good Deal?

So there you have it folks! Musk's makin' Telegram all fancy with this Grok AI. Whether it's a good deal or a bad deal only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: it's enough to make a caveman scratch his head and say 'Yabba Dabba Doo!'