ORACLE'S ON FIRE! This Donkey Saw It Coming! Cloud Dreams and Data Streams!

A Week to Remember? I'll Say!

Hoo boy lemme tell ya Oracle's been having a better week than me at a waffle bar! Shares jumped higher than me trying to reach a mango – and that's saying somethin'! We're talkin' best week since way back in '01! Seems like all that cloud computin' stuff is really payin' off. Who knew humongous tech companies could have such big bounces like me after a good mud bath!?

From Zero to Hero... or at Least to Cloud Mogul!

Remember when everyone thought Oracle was late to the cloud party? Like me showin' up to Shrek's wedding after everyone already ate the cake! But BAM! They found their groove helpin' folks run those fancy AI models. Seems they got more demand than they know what to do with! Reminds me of Shrek with all those hungry ogre kids... 'More waffles Donkey!'

Money Money Money! It's a Rich Man's World... or a Rich Company's!

Oracle's makin' bank! CEO Safra Catz says sales are gonna be sky high even higher than my hopes of winnin' Fiona's heart (again)! And Larry Ellison that big cheese says the demand is 'astronomical'! Sounds like somethin' out of one of my space adventures! They're buildin' data centers faster than I can say 'Are we there yet?'

Catching Up is Hard to Do! But Oracle Ain't No Quitter!

Okay so maybe Oracle was playin' catch up with the big boys like Amazon Google and Microsoft. But they're puttin' their money where their mouth is! We're talkin' billions! More than I've spent on waffles in my entire life! They're goin' all in on the cloud like me goin' all in on… well everything!

Meta OpenAI and Elon? Oh My!

Whoa check out Oracle's client list! It's like a who's who of tech titans! Meta OpenAI and even Elon Musk's xAI are on board! They need all those fancy graphics cards to train their AI thingamajigs. It's all very complicated but I just nod and smile. Works every time!

Up Up and Away! Oracle's Flying High!

Oracle's stock is up higher than me after drinkin' too much caffeine (don't ask!). They're beatin' out all the other tech giants! Looks like this donkey's got a new favorite stock! Time to invest my waffle money! This is so exciting!