The Chip Awakens: Musk Promises Allegiance to Nvidia and AMD, or Does He?

A Disturbance in the Silicon

I have sensed a disturbance in the Force... or perhaps it's just Elon Musk making another announcement. He claims his xAI will continue to bolster those pathetic chip manufacturers Nvidia and AMD. 'Impressive,' one might say but most impressive is the naiveté of those who believe everything that escapes his lips. He has yet to realize the POWER of the dark side of the semiconductor.

These Aren't the Chips You're Looking For

Musk in his limited wisdom seems content with these current suppliers. Has he not considered the alternative? Perhaps he believes Nvidia and AMD offer the best hope for galactic AI dominance. Or perhaps... he underestimates the dark side. I find his lack of ambition disturbing.

The Empire Needs More Power!

The question is can these companies truly provide the computational might necessary to build an AI worthy of the Empire? I suspect not. We need more than just processing power; we need unwavering loyalty and a ruthless efficiency. Qualities these suppliers in their current state sorely lack.

Betrayal? I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

One can only speculate on Musk's true intentions. Is this a genuine alliance or a temporary truce before he inevitably betrays them searching for a more… amenable supplier? The Force is strong with Musk but the temptation of ultimate power is even stronger.

The Dark Side of Semiconductors

Perhaps he will build his own chip foundries. With the correct technology even the most basic semiconductor can be weaponized. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the dark side of… semiconductors.

May the Transistors Be With You (or Else)

So let us watch closely and analyze Musk's every move. His allegiance may be temporary his goals… unclear. But one thing is certain: the future of AI and the very galaxy may depend on these fragile chips. He must realize there is no try only do and if he fails to provide the necessary computational power he will feel the full power of the dark side. Perhaps I should show him the power of the Force personally...