Oops!...He's Doing it Again! Elon Ditches Politics for Rockets and Reboots (Maybe)

Hit Me Baby One More Time...With Tech!

Okay dolls so apparently Elon is like totally over the whole political scene. I guess even billionaires get tired of drama! He's all "Oops!...I did it again," but this time it's focusing on Tesla X (you know the app formerly known as Twitter!) and his AI baby xAI. Apparently these "critical technologies" need some lovin' and who am I to judge? I mean I get it. Sometimes you just gotta trade the spotlight for some good ol' coding…or whatever he does. Work B**ch!

Uptime Blues? More Like Uptime Oops!

So X had a little…meltdown. A “temporary outage,” they're calling it. Honey in my world a temporary outage is like five minutes without my Starbucks. But apparently it was enough to send Elon into crisis mode. He's all “major operational improvements need to be made!” Sounds serious. I mean if I can handle the VMAs Elon can handle a little downtime right? He's promising to be there 24/7. Someone get this man a Red Bull…or maybe a conservatorship…JK!

From Politics to Propulsion: A Rocket Man's Redemption?

Remember when Elon was all about politics and tryin' to get Trump elected? Well sources say he's "grown disillusioned.” I’ve been there babe! It’s like one minute you're shaking hands the next you're wondering where your sanity went. Apparently he's planning to spend "a lot less" on campaign donations. Smart move Elon. Invest in some therapy…or a really fabulous vacation. You deserve it!

Starship: It's Not That Innocent!

Okay so SpaceX's Starship rockets…they kinda exploded. Twice. In January and March. Oops! Talk about a career oops! The pressure is ON people. He even announced a live stream on X. So if you see a rocket go boom at least you'll see it with everyone else! Here's hoping the third time's the charm…and that he's got some good insurance!

Tesla's 'Toxic' Fallout?

Apparently Elon's political detour caused some protests at Tesla showrooms. Yikes! Brand damage? Not cute. And sales in Europe are down. 49%! Ouch! Maybe stick to the cars and rockets Elon. Let's keep the political opinions off the dance floor okay? Less drama more horsepower! I'm over it and he should be too!

Demand I'm A Slave 4 You!

But wait! There's a rebound in demand. Okay Elon you might just pull this off! It's like when I dropped 'Gimme More'...comebacks are real. Now if you'll excuse me I have a dance class to get to. Gotta stay in shape for my own comeback. Keep shining Elon!