Oops!... I Did It Again! (With AI, Apparently): Britney's Take on the Saudi Investment Forum

Hit Me Baby One More Time... With Some Tech!

Okay dolls so I heard about this shindig in Saudi Arabia right? The Saudi Investment Forum. Apparently all the cool kids were there – you know the ones who aren't afraid to spend more money in a day than I made during my entire '...Baby One More Time' tour. (Just kidding… mostly!) They were yapping about AI and trade. Like seriously is anyone else feeling like we're living in a Black Mirror episode? I'm just trying to figure out how to get my next iced latte and these peeps are planning the robot takeover. It's Britney bitch... and I'm slightly terrified.

Stronger Than Yesterday... (Except Maybe My Understanding of Economics)

So apparently Trumpy poo was there hanging with the Saudi Crown Prince. They're making deals worth more than my entire Vegas residency! The White House is saying it's all about 'energy security' and 'defense' and 'technology leadership.' Translation? More money for them less money for us to buy sparkly jumpsuits! But hey at least they are putting some money back into the US. Saudi Arabia is investing $600 billion in the U.S. !! They are investing in my home country that's great!

Gimme More... Weapons?

And get this darlings they’re selling Saudi Arabia like a gazillion dollars worth of weapons. $142 billion! I’m all about peace and love but I guess someone's gotta keep the world safe? Or at least… well you know. I just hope they have better trigger discipline than K Fed had with my frozen yogurt. Seriously though can't we just like all get along? Maybe have a dance off instead of a war? Just spitballing here.

Oops!... They're Investing in AI Again!

Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang is selling them these super duper AI chips. Apparently they’re the hottest thing since sliced bread… or maybe since my last Instagram post. Elon Musk was there too! Along with Amazon CEO Andy Jassy... I love shopping on Amazon! Anyway I don’t know what those AI chips do but I'm pretty sure they're gonna make my Roomba even smarter... which is scary since it already seems to judge my dance moves. It is going to be like that movie I Robot soon!

I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Robot... (But Close?)

So basically the entire tech elite was there: OpenAI's Sam Altman Alphabet's Ruth Porat IBM's Arvind Krishna Palantir's Alex Karp and Qualcomm's Cristiano Amon... It's like the Avengers of Silicon Valley but instead of saving the world they're probably just figuring out how to make us buy more stuff we don't need. Honestly I’m starting to think I should invest in a tinfoil hat company. Just in case you know? Plus it would go great with my new platform boots.

Lucky... I'm Not Involved (This Time)

Look I'm not saying I understand all of this. I'm just a simple girl from Louisiana trying to navigate a world of AI overlords and geopolitical power plays. But I do know one thing: If those robots start dancing better than me I'm gonna have a problem. It's Britney bitch. Remember that AI! Time for me to go practice my choreography. You better work work work work work!