Oops!... Bitcoin Did It Again! Records Shattered and I'm All Shook Up!

Stronger Than Yesterday: Bitcoin's Epic Comeback!

Okay dolls let's talk Bitcoin! It's like *'Oops!... I Did It Again!'* but this time it's Bitcoin breaking records! We're talking over $111,000! Can you even imagine?! It's seriously making me wanna dance... and maybe buy a new mansion! I heard it hit $111,886.41 in London which is basically another planet for me at this point but still go Bitcoin go!

Crazy: Why Bitcoin Is Having a Moment (And Stocks Aren't).

So like apparently the stock market is having a *'moody'* moment but Bitcoin is all *'I'm a Slave 4 U'* to the upside. Experts are saying it's because of like *'growing optimism'* about U.S. crypto rules and big companies wanting in. It's giving me major FOMO to be honest. But also I'm like 'Work Bitch!' to Bitcoin for doing its own thing!

Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman But Definitely a Store of Value!

Usually Bitcoin and stocks are like totally BFFs but not today! Now they are acting like Mean Girls! Some smart people are saying investors are looking for something *'alternative'* to store their money. Like maybe they realized stocks are just too much drama? Bitcoin is like 'Hold It Against Me,' in a good way...it's holding value! And who doesn't want that right?

My Prerogative: Bitcoin as a Hedge Against the Man!

Ooh things get political! Moody's the credit rating agency downgraded U.S. debt. Which like sounds super serious. But apparently it's making Bitcoin look even better! Someone called Butterfill said it adds to the *'narrative'* of Bitcoin as a hedge against fiat instability. 'Gimme More' Bitcoin!

Lucky: Feeling Bullish on Crypto!

Honestly I don't know *everything* about Bitcoin. I'm more of a glitter and dance moves kind of girl. But the fact that it's going up while everything else is kinda blah? It makes me wanna invest! Maybe I should change the lyrics of my song to 'My Loneliness is saving me Bitcoin!' Just Kidding. Sort of.

Breaking News Baby One More Time!

This is all unfolding as we speak so stay tuned! I'll keep you updated on the Bitcoin roller coaster. In the meantime I'm gonna go listen to my music and dream of a Bitcoin funded retirement! Peace out!