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ASML faces uncertainty due to trade tensions and missed order expectations, potentially affecting the global chip market. image

ASML's Chip Sales Take a Nosedive! Is Fry's Fortune Doomed Too?

Wed 16 April, 2025 08:06
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Leela reports on OpenAI's potential social media venture, sparked by its viral image-generation tool and fueled by a rivalry with Elon Musk. Will it be better than Grinder? image

Good News Everyone! OpenAI Building a Social Network to Fight Musk?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:59
3 minutes to read

South Korea scrambles to boost its semiconductor industry with a massive funding package amid Trump's tariff threats and a looming investigation into the electronics supply chain. image

Holy Motherboard! Trump's Tariffs Threaten South Korea's Chips!

Tue 15 April, 2025 01:53
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Leela reports on the temporary reduction of tariffs on Chinese electronics, potentially boosting the stock market and giving American companies a breather. image

Good News Everyone! Lower Tariffs on Chinese Electronics Could Save Your Butt!

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:03
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Pope Francis makes a public appearance, battling pneumonia and surprising the faithful with his resilience, but is he secretly a robot from the year 3000? image

Holy Mother of Zoidberg! Pope Francis Spotted Without Nasal Tubes! Is He a Robot?!

Sun 13 April, 2025 13:30
3 minutes to read

Turanga Leela reports on the stock market's wild volatility, earnings uncertainty, and companies grappling with unclear future guidance. image

Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride Next Week Prepare For More Twists Than A Bender Convention!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:07
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Leela's take on Navarro's bullish stock market advice amidst tariff fears and market volatility. Spoiler alert: it involves more sarcasm than financial advice. image

Buy Stocks Now Or You'll Regret It For All Eternity!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:11
2 minutes to read

Leela reports on President Trump's colossal tariffs on China, potentially plunging the world into an economic dark age rivaling the pre-robot era. image

Earthicans Prepare for the Great Trade War of 3024! Is This the End of Slurm?

Thu 10 April, 2025 19:50
4 minutes to read

One-eyed news reporter, Leela, investigates whether Trump's tariff pause is a genuine reprieve or just another scheme from a two-faced politician. image

Trump's Tariff Truce Is It A Trap Question Mark

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:10
3 minutes to read

After days of market turmoil spurred by tariff announcements, the Nasdaq Composite experiences a massive rally following a temporary tariff pause, bringing relief to tech stocks and investors alike. image

Stock Market Does the Hustle! Is This the End of Our Troubles?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:24
3 minutes to read