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Tony Montana reports on BBVA's attempted takeover of Banco Sabadell, the government's disapproval, and the competition watchdog's conditions, all while trying to figure out who the hell Caixabank is. image

Say Hello to My Little Bank: BBVA's Hostile Takeover of Sabadell and the Spanish Government's Headache

Thu 01 May, 2025 07:37
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Qualcomm's Q2 earnings beat expectations, but a slightly weaker forecast has investors sweating like they're in a DEA interrogation room. image

Say Hello to My Little Profits! Qualcomm Smokes the Street...Almost

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:11
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Tony Montana reports on Trump's economic blame game after GDP drop: tariffs, booms, and bad numbers – pure, unadulterated bullshit if you ask me. image

Trump Says 'Say Hello to the Bad Numbers!' Economy Tanks, He Blames Biden - I Tell You What's Bad Numbers!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:23
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Auto giant Stellantis ditches its financial forecast, blaming Trump's trade policy for a revenue slump. Time to make some new rules, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Uncertainty: Stellantis Pulls Guidance Thanks to Trump's Trade Tango!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
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Snap reports mixed Q1 results, blames the economy, but Tony Montana knows the real hustle is never giving up. Say hello to my little friend… innovation! image

Snap's Got Problems, But Tony Montana's Got Solutions: You Gotta Make Money to Spend Money!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:23
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United Airlines beefs up its Chicago Polaris lounge with more space and luxury, catering to high-flying customers who ain't afraid to spend the big bucks. image

Say Hello To My Little Lounge: United's Polaris Gets A Fat Upgrade!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:01
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana breaks down the high-stakes poker game between Trump, Putin, and Zelenskyy, where everyone's bluffing and the pot is Crimea. image

Say Hello to My Little Peace Deal: Trump's Ukraine Gambit

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
3 minutes to read

Tony Montana breaks down how Trump's early presidency made the stock market look like a Swiss cheese, full of holes! image

Say Hello to My Little Dip: Trump's First 100 Days in Office a Stock Market Bloodbath!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:25
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Senator Rubio spills the beans: Trump's playing nice with Russia and Ukraine, hoping for peace. But if diplomacy fails, the hammer's coming down, faster than you can say 'Say hello to my little friend!' image

Trump's Ukraine Gamble: Rubio Says Diplomacy or Face the Wrath! You Mess With US, You Mess With The Best!

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:28
2 minutes to read

Two judges, one in Wisconsin and one former judge in New Mexico, find themselves on the wrong side of the law for allegedly interfering with immigration enforcement. What a mess! image

Say Hello to My Little Indictment: Judges Busted in Immigration Crackdown!

Sat 26 April, 2025 00:05
2 minutes to read