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Scorpion reports on the volatile stock market, where some companies suffer a fiery defeat and others... well, they're not quite dead yet! image

GET OVER HERE And See Which Stocks Are Toast! (Plus, One is Actually Rising!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:27
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Hugo Boss shares jump despite a revenue dip in Asia, showcasing resilience amidst economic uncertainties and potential tariff wars. Prepare yourself! image

Get Over Here, Hugo Boss! Profits Rise Despite China's Consumer Slump

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Main Street Sports Group's FanDuel Sports Network doubles subscribers and eyes a million by year's end, proving that even in the streaming realm, victory is possible through partnerships and strategic moves. Toasty! image

GET OVER HERE AND STREAM: FanDuel Sports Network Hooks Streaming Dominance!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:00
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Crude oil futures plummet as OPEC+ floods the market, leaving oil majors feeling the burn. Is this the end of days, or just another Tuesday? image

Get Over Here, Oil Prices! OPEC+ Stings Market with Production Surge

Mon 05 May, 2025 10:32
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Hanzo Hasashi, formerly known as Scorpion, reports on the digital firestorm ignited by an AI-generated image of Donald Trump as the Pope, uncovering the clash between humor and religious reverence. image

GET OVER HERE AND WITNESS: Trump's Papal AI Image Sparks Outrage!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:19
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Jeff Bezos plans to sell up to $4.8 billion of Amazon stock, fueling speculation and climate funds. Is this a 'Toasty!' moment for shareholders or a 'Get Over Here!' for new ventures? image

Get Over Here! Bezos Dumps Amazon Shares Like a Flawless Victory

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:54
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The 'Oracle of Omaha' is set to address shareholders amidst economic uncertainty, tariff turmoil, and questions about Apple. Will he unleash his $334 billion fury, or remain a passive observer? Only time, and perhaps a few choice words, will tell. image

GET OVER HERE... To Omaha! Buffett's Berkshire Meeting Promises More Than Just Value Investing!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:34
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Despite Trump's public discouragement after the 'Signalgate' leak, White House officials like Mike Waltz are still spotted using Signal for encrypted communication, sparking more controversy. image

Get Over Here! Trump Officials Flout Signal Ban... Again!

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
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Scorpion reports on Apple's Q2 earnings as tariffs loom, threatening sales and China's market share. Will Apple choose Kombat, or will it suffer defeat? image

Get Over Here! Apple's Earnings Face Trump's Tariff Fatality!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:00
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Hanzo Hasashi reports on the US-Ukraine minerals agreement, a tale of resources, reconstruction, and potential for 'fatality' to old conflicts. image

GET OVER HERE! Ukraine Minerals Riches Hooked by US in Fiery Deal!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
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