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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the latest trade tariffs imposed by President Trump, turning global economics into a Viking saga of raiding and riches. image

Did Trump Just Declare War...on Trade!?

Wed 09 April, 2025 04:16
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The U.S. Justice Department scraps its crypto enforcement team, shifting focus to terrorism and fraud, under President Trump's crypto-friendly policies, leading to market volatility. image

Odin's Beard! Trump Just Did WHAT With Crypto?! You Won't Believe This!

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:26
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on Ken Fisher's critique of Trump's tariffs, seeing potential for market resilience amidst the chaos. Will the gods favor the bold, or will these tariffs lead to Ragnarok? image

Tariffs of the Gods or Folly of Man?! A Viking's Take on Trump's Trade Wars!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:44
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the chaos caused by Trump's tariffs, the falling U.S. Treasury yields, and the looming economic storm. Prepare for rate cuts and possible trade wars! image

The Gods Are Angry! Will Trump's Tariffs Sink the American Longship?

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:16
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Frontier Airlines' bold move to offer free seat assignments and carry-ons, thumbing their nose at Southwest's new baggage fees. Is this the dawn of a new age for travelers, or just another trick of the gods? image

Frontier Airlines Dares to Challenge Southwest! A Viking's Take!

Tue 18 March, 2025 17:13
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes Liberty Energy's stock plunge amidst trade wars and oil price drops. Are we all doomed? image

Did Trump Curse Liberty Energy with Low Oil Prices?! A Viking's Take!

Fri 04 April, 2025 16:37
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Trump Media stock plummets amid fears of insider stock sales, echoing tales of betrayal and volatility worthy of a Viking saga. image

Donald Trump About to Betray You Like Rollo Betrayed Me! Will He Sell His Shares?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 20:01
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A shrewd investor, Starboard Value, eyes Qorvo Inc., a semiconductor firm, seeking to boost its value after a decade of stagnation. Will Qorvo's management face the wrath of the Northmen? image

Valhalla Awaits Qorvo? Ruthless Vikings Investor Plots Takeover!

Sat 25 January, 2025 11:48
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the bizarre and far-reaching tariffs imposed by the new White House leader, hitting everyone from major trade partners to remote, uninhabited islands...and even penguins! image

Did Trump Just Declare War on Penguins?! You Won't Believe Who's Paying the Price!

Thu 03 April, 2025 14:22
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The SEC clarifies its stance on certain stablecoins, sparking debate over interest payments and potential legislation. Will this new world benefit the Vikings, or will it be another blood eagle? image

By Odin's Beard! SEC Says Some Stablecoins Not Securities! What Does This Mean for Vikings!?

Fri 04 April, 2025 23:10
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