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Even the Gods are stashing coin! The Federal Reserve chills, yields stay strong, and cash proves a worthy shield against market storms. But don't get too comfy, or you'll end up like King Aelle in a snake pit. image

Valhalla's Vault: Why Holding Cash is Now More Glorious Than Plundering England... Almost

Wed 07 May, 2025 19:03
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Friedrich Merz stumbles into power in Germany, facing economic woes and a divided kingdom. Can he unite the clans and bring prosperity, or will Valhalla claim him early? image

Odin's Beard! Is Germany's New King a Drunken Fool?

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:55
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Tesla's car sales plummet in key European markets as competition heats up and political winds shift, leaving Elon Musk's empire vulnerable. image

Odin's Beard! Tesla's European Reign Faces Ragnarok

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:04
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes Doordash's bold acquisition of SevenRooms and Deliveroo, amidst mixed financial results. Is this the path to Valhalla, or just another day in the raiding life? image

Doordash Raids the Market Like a Viking Longship: Gold Found, Some Resistance

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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The Commodity Futures Trading Commission retreats from its battle against KalshiEx, leaving the door open for wagers on the fate of kings… err, politicians. Is this a boon for gamblers or a sign of Ragnarok for fair elections? image

Odin's Coin Toss: The CFTC Flips on Election Betting!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:55
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes how Sotera Health might just sail through Trump's tariff troubles with a little help from Goldman Sachs. image

By Odin's Beard! Goldman Sachs Bets Sotera Health Will Weather Trump's Tariff Storm!

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:14
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Singapore's PAP, led by Lawrence Wong, triumphs in the polls despite global trade uncertainty, sparking international interest and leaving some wondering if Valhalla has a trade agreement. image

By Odin's Beard! Singapore's Ruler Claims Victory Amidst Trade Storms!

Sun 04 May, 2025 06:18
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America's shoe barons cry foul as Trump's tariffs loom, threatening to leave the common man barefoot and the economy staggering like a drunken berserker. image

Odin's Beard! Trump's Tariffs Threaten the Very Boots on Our Feet!

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:55
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on ExxonMobil's recent plundering...err, earnings, where shiny black gold flows even as the gods of trade war conspire. image

Exxon's Treasure: More Shiny Rocks for the Allfather (and Shareholders)

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:37
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Reddit defies economic storms, reporting a surge in revenue and users, proving that even in uncertain times, people crave connection and, perhaps, a good meme or two. image

Valhalla Awaits Reddit! Profits Soar Higher Than a Viking Longship's Mast!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:12
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