Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean

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Mr. Bean reports on the latest twist in the US-China trade saga, with a sprinkle of silliness and a whole lot of questioning. image
Headlines

Tariff Tantrums! Has America Finally Backed Down?

Mr. Bean reports on a very topsy-turvy week for technology stocks, featuring tariffs, rallies, and enough excitement to make even Teddy dizzy! image
Technology

Teddy! My Stocks Went on a Rollercoaster Ride!

Mr. Bean hilariously (and accidentally?) reports on the recent Wall Street turmoil, tariff troubles, and whether it's time to panic...or just have a cup of tea. image
Headlines

Wall Street Plunges! Did I Cause the Stock Market Crash Again?!

Mr. Bean reports on the dramatic drop in crude oil prices due to Trump's tariffs, with added nonsense and Teddy's input. image
Headlines

Crude Oil Prices PLUMMET! Is Mr. Bean to Blame?

Mr. Bean interprets Bill Ackman's relief after Trump's tariff pause, filled with rubber chickens and teddy bear wisdom. image
Headlines

Trump Did WHAT With Tariffs?! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

Mr. Bean reports on the chaotic bond market reaction to Trump's tariffs, featuring flailing gilts, safe-haven Germans, and a general air of bewilderment. image
Europe News

Global Markets Gone Bonkers! Did Someone Say Teddy?

Apple's recent stock market tumble, possibly due to tariffs, has allowed Microsoft to reclaim its spot as the world's most valuable company. Oh, the humanity! image
World News

Apple Loses Crown! Microsoft is King (Again!)?

Mr. Bean dives into cybersecurity stocks, ponders two-year Treasury notes, and is utterly baffled by Apple's misfortunes and a record-breaking ETF. What a pickle! image
Headlines

Teddy! My Investments are Going Crazy!

Industry experts predict car prices will surge due to tariffs, impacting both new and used vehicles. Uh oh! image
Autos

Car Prices Going Up?! Oh No, Not My Mini!

Mr. Bean reports on the global market chaos sparked by Trump's tariffs, with a dash of teddy and a sprinkle of absurdity. image
World News

Have Markets Gone Potty! Trump's Trade Tiff Turns Topsy-Turvy!