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Luffy here, reporting on the Trump family diving into the world of Bitcoin mining with a new company called American Bitcoin! Will they find One Piece or just get lost in the Grand Line of crypto? image

SHISHISHI! Trump Family Goes Crypto Crazy! Is This Treasure or Trouble?

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:00
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Walgreens is getting more robot helpers to fill prescriptions, hoping to make things easier for everyone and maybe even give out more candy! Just kidding... maybe! image

Shishishi! Walgreens Gets Super Robots to Fill Our Medicine!?

Sun 11 May, 2025 12:00
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Lyft's stock price had a massive growth due to great rides and bookings which impressed investors so much that they have decided to halt all campaigns on the company. image

Lyft Goes Gear Second! Stock Surges Like I'm Chasing Meat!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:11
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Luffy here, reporting on how British Airways is gearing up for a wild ride with tons of new planes from Airbus and Boeing, thanks to a new trade deal! image

Gear Fourth! British Airways Soars with Massive Plane Haul!

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:45
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Luffy here, reporting on Amazon's new service delivering pet prescriptions, promising quicker deliveries, and a fight against Chewy and Walmart for the 'Best Pet Care' title! image

Shishishi! Amazon's New Treasure: Pet Meds Delivered Faster Than Sanji Cooks!

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:17
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Deutsche Bank says Coty's beauty ship is taking on water due to tariffs and slow growth, leaving investors with a face full of Sea King drool! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Coty's Sinking Faster Than Sanji When He Sees a Mermaid!

Thu 08 May, 2025 11:29
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AppLovin' sails high, beating expectations, selling off its game biz, and eyeing a piece of TikTok's pie! Shishishi! image

Shiver Me Timbers! AppLovin's Treasure Chest Overflowing with Doubloons!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:22
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Luffy reports on stocks, theme parks, and maybe some hidden treasure (if we're lucky!) based on Jeff Marks' article. image

SHISHISHI! TREASURE ISLANDS AND ROLLER COASTERS! LUFFY'S GUIDE TO TODAY'S BOOTY!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:54
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Super Micro's earnings take a hit, guidance disappoints, and even I, Luffy, am scratching my head! image

Shishishi! Super Micro's Treasure Chest Ain't So Shiny! Shares Plunge!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:58
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After a tough battle (vote), Friedrich Merz becomes Germany's new leader, promising adventure...and maybe some taxes! image

SHISHISHI! Germany Gets a NEW CAPTAIN! Friedrich Merz Sails In!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
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