Shishishi! SoftBank Sells Treasure! But Still Got Plenty of Meat Left on the Bone!

Meat on the Bone!

Hey it's me Luffy! I heard some weird news about SoftBank selling T Mobile shares! Sounds like a complicated treasure hunt but instead of finding One Piece they found $4.8 billion Berries! Shishishi! That's enough to buy a whole island of meat!

Discount? More Like a Pre Meal Snack!

They sold the shares for $224 each! Apparently that's a 'discount' from the normal price. Discount or not it's still a feast! It's like Sanji giving me extra meat just 'cause! I'll eat anything as long as it's not the ope ope fruit. I’d rather not be immortal thank you very much.

Still the Second Biggest Boss!

Even after selling some of their treasure SoftBank is still the second biggest shareholder of T Mobile! Deutsche Telekom is still the big boss but SoftBank's like my second in command on the ship. Zoro might get lost sometimes but he's always got my back just like SoftBank with their T Mobile treasure!

Sprint's Legacy Lives On!

Apparently all this started when SoftBank's old friend Sprint joined forces with T Mobile. It's like when I teamed up with Law! A bit confusing at first but in the end we took down Doflamingo! SoftBank even got some extra shares worth $7.59 billion because of that team up. Talk about a bonus round!

Bloomberg Knows the Scoop!

Bloomberg was the first to shout about the sale. They're like the Rumor Rumor Fruit user of the business world! They always know what's going on. I wonder if they know where the One Piece is? I should ask them!

Next Stop: More Adventures!

So SoftBank sold some shares made a ton of Berries and they're still doing great. I don't really get all the business stuff but it sounds like they're having their own grand adventure! Me? I'm gonna go find some more meat! And maybe the One Piece! Shishishi!